Cook County Open Post (Closed 07 SEP 08)

Bunk: You've lost you're fuckin' mind Jimmy, look at'cha! Half late every third night, dead drunk every second. Nut deep in random pussy.
What little time you do spend sober and limp dick, you're workin murders that don't even exist!

Cook County Open Post (Closed 22 AUG 08)

Vic Mackey: Ay, Mo. Your sister's ass really tastes as sweet as Alvarez here says it does? He wants to know what your momma's putting in the corn muffin.

Cook County Open Post (Closed 16 AUG 08)

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Cook County Open Post (Closed 07 AUG 08)

Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!