25 September 2008

Cook County Open Post (Closed 03 OCT 08)

Dr. Feelgood: You ain't got nothing on me!
Danny McGavin: I got handcuffs on you.
Dr. Feelgood: Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight.
Danny McGavin: Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.

14 September 2008

Cook County Open Post (Closed 25 SEP 08)

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.

07 September 2008

Cook County Open Post (Closed 14 SEP 08)

Max: I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.

01 September 2008

Cook County Open Post (Closed 07 SEP 08)

Bill Reimers
: [during an argument about who killed Kennedy, Bill checks the fridge] Those bastards. They ate everything and left us a dog turd.
Chris Lecce: Ralph Warren left us a dog turd?
Bill Reimers: No, Phil and Jack. I am gonna get those guys. I don't know how, but I will.
Chris Lecce: Give me the keys. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?
Bill Reimers: Truth and justice.
Chris Lecce: Anything else?
Bill Reimers: Doughnuts.
Chris Lecce: Why not? We're cops.