04 September 2010

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Niccolò Machiavelli said...

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

AR-15 said...

Hey County Guy,

Just wanted to say I love your sense of humor. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

15 more people shot this week. And fluffy is more worried about puppies and craigslist. And the media falls for it everytime! This is the result of having two liberals like Dart and Weiss in power. The police are afraid to do their jobs and the streets turn into a fucking war zone. We need a mayor like gulianni in new york. Lock these thugs up every day and the crime rate would drop 50%. But weiss, Dart, and daley are afraid they might offend the ACLU or the huffington post. It going to even get worse if they put that bleeding heart liberal Dart in the mayors office. You think CPD are not doing anything now. They won't arrest anyone if fluffy's the mayor. That Rotten piece of crap has a track record of not backing his officers in the Sheriffs Dept. If you live in beverly or Mt. Greenwood dont walk down the street without your pistol if fluff boy gets in office. This city and county is turning into afganistan. Why have your fucking kids enlist. The are living in a war zone in chicago. And a side note my aunt just had her purse snached on 104th and western the other day. I live in beverly and im afraid to let my kids go out. Our next mayor needs to be a mayor gulianni, not a mayor fluffer!

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

A True Story About LT ED

The SHART Heard From 'Round the World
Apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson's, Concord Hymn

Yes! You read that right, and I spelled it correctly. SHART.

Before we continue, we must take a vocabulary lesson from the Urban Dictionary. Let's review the definition of SHART...

Shart: A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of shit and fart).

Example: I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.

I could not make this stuff up. It is true. ED will unashamedly admit that it is true — which makes you wonder about ED's character and judgment.

Not long ago, ED happened to be one of a foursome during a long-lunch golf game. ED brought a bag of irons, drivers and a knob polishing cloth. Knee-high MKS had to bring the balls, because ED doesn't have any. You'll wonder why ED didn't bring a roll of crappin' paper after you read the rest of the story.

So the foursome is somewhere out on the course when ED feels his oatmeal breakfast, chilidog lunch, and Schlitz beer churnin' into a turbulence worse than a tsunami in Sri Lanka. Why let a little indigestion spoil a great game of golf, right? ED thought that he would just let out some gas. That's what men do when they play sports together. Just a little locker-room humor. Lift a leg and let the games begin.

Well, it turned out to be quite a bit more than just a minor Nicor gas leak. Yes folks... ED SHARTED!

OK. So what? Well, in the words of the late great Paul Harvey, "And now for the rest of the story."

ED happened to be wearing white shorts (which is quite amusing by itself). These shorts were sheer enough to count the hairs on his ass (none — see the previous comment regarding balls). ED brought the art of shart to a whole new level. ED's shart was explosive. It wasn't just the kind of anal leakage brought on by an overdose of the dietary supplement Olestra. No, it was a liquid version of his breakfast, lunch and part of yesterday's dinner. The ever-growing brown spot on ED's hindquarters started looking like the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico.

The example sentence from the Urban Dictionary makes a point regarding a quick exit from the awkward situation to limit or avoid public embarrassment. I believe that would be the typical response for most people. But what do we know?

Proper manners, politeness and common sense probably have no place in a game of golf (or at least on ED's planet). Here's a question for the next promotional exam.

If you crap your white shorts while playing golf with three political hack friends, what do you do?

A. Fake a pulled hammy and run backwards to the locker room.
B. Quit playin' and go home.
C. Tell your friends that you don't feel well and excuse yourself.
F. Play through to the eighteenth hole and stop at the clubhouse for some beers.

Answer F (for fucked-up). ED being ED — he played through.

So, this example of character and judgment earned ED the butter bars from his pint-sized friend (MKS)? Pee-Wee was a part of the foursome and witnessed the whole episode too! I just don't get it.

Just for fun... Look up QUEEF in the Urban Dictionary. Replace SHART with the word QUEEF in this story. It still works and it is funnier than hell.

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

A True Story About LT ED: Part I
In two parts (Blogger limits comment length)

The SHART Heard From 'Round the World
Apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson's, Concord Hymn

Yes! You read that right, and I spelled it correctly. SHART.

Before we continue, we must take a vocabulary lesson from the Urban Dictionary. Let's review the definition of SHART...

Shart: A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of shit and fart).

Example: I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.

I could not make this stuff up. It is true. ED will unashamedly admit that it is true — which makes you wonder about ED's character and judgment.

Not long ago, ED happened to be one of a foursome during a long-lunch golf game. ED brought a bag of irons, drivers and a knob polishing cloth. Knee-high MKS had to bring the balls, because ED doesn't have any. You'll wonder why ED didn't bring a roll of crappin' paper after you read the rest of the story.

So the foursome is somewhere out on the course when ED feels his oatmeal breakfast, chilidog lunch, and Schlitz beer churnin' into a turbulence worse than a tsunami in Sri Lanka. Why let a little indigestion spoil a great game of golf, right? ED thought that he would just let out some gas. That's what men do when they play sports together. Just a little locker-room humor. Lift a leg and let the games begin.

Well, it turned out to be quite a bit more than just a minor Nicor gas leak. Yes folks... ED SHARTED!

Stay Tuned for Part II...

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

A True Story About LT ED: Part II
In two parts (Blogger limits comment length)

The SHART Heard From 'Round the World
Apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson's, Concord Hymn

OK. So what? ED sharted. Well, in the words of the late great Paul Harvey, "And now for the rest of the story."

ED happened to be wearing white shorts (which is quite amusing by itself). These shorts were sheer enough to count the hairs on his ass (none — see the previous comment regarding balls). ED brought the art of shart to a whole new level. ED's shart was explosive. It wasn't just the kind of anal leakage brought on by an overdose of the dietary supplement Olestra. No, it was a liquid version of his breakfast, lunch and part of yesterday's dinner. The ever-growing brown spot on ED's hindquarters started looking like the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico.

The example sentence from the Urban Dictionary makes a point regarding a quick exit from the awkward situation to limit or avoid public embarrassment. I believe that would be the typical response for most people. But what do we know?

Proper manners, politeness and common sense probably have no place in a game of golf (or at least on ED's planet). Here's a question for the next promotional exam.

If you crap your white shorts while playing golf with three political hack friends, what do you do?

A. Fake a pulled hammy and run backwards to the locker room.
B. Quit playin' and go home.
C. Tell your friends that you don't feel well and excuse yourself.
F. Play through to the eighteenth hole and stop at the clubhouse for some beers.

Answer F (for fucked-up). ED being ED — he played through.

So, this example of character and judgment earned ED the butter bars from his pint-sized friend (MKS)? Pee-Wee was a part of the foursome and witnessed the whole episode too! I just don't get it.

Just for fun... Look up QUEEF in the Urban Dictionary. Replace SHART with the word QUEEF in this story. It still works and it is funnier than hell.

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

A True Story About LT ED: Part II
In two parts (Blogger limits comment length)

OK. So what? ED Sharted. Well, in the words of the late great Paul Harvey, "And now for the rest of the story."

ED happened to be wearing white shorts (which is quite amusing by itself). These shorts were sheer enough to count the hairs on his ass (none — see the previous comment regarding balls). ED brought the art of shart to a whole new level. ED's shart was explosive. It wasn't just the kind of anal leakage brought on by an overdose of the dietary supplement Olestra. No, it was a liquid version of his breakfast, lunch and part of yesterday's dinner. The ever-growing brown spot on ED's hindquarters started looking like the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico.

The example sentence from the Urban Dictionary makes a point regarding a quick exit from the awkward situation to limit or avoid public embarrassment. I believe that would be the typical response for most people. But what do we know?

Proper manners, politeness and common sense probably have no place in a game of golf (or at least on ED's planet). Here's a question for the next promotional exam.

If you crap your white shorts while playing golf with three political hack friends, what do you do?

A. Fake a pulled hammy and run backwards to the locker room.
B. Quit playin' and go home.
C. Tell your friends that you don't feel well and excuse yourself.
F. Play through to the eighteenth hole and stop at the clubhouse for some beers.

Answer F (for fucked-up). ED being ED — he played through.

So, this example of character and judgment earned ED the butter bars from his pint-sized friend (MKS)? Pee-Wee was a part of the foursome and witnessed the whole episode too! I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Good point, if Dart becomes mayor im sure the criminals will be celebrating in the streets. Daley looks like Dirty Harry compared to that girly man Tom.

Det. Shaved Longcock said...

Now you know my completely innocent and shy blog never has any adult content. But if the whores want to buy some ad space... Damn right I am going to make some cash!

Anonymous said...

The Trib says..."Sheriff: Men caught in sting with 4½ pounds of cocaine"

Is this a Sheriff's case or CPD case?

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/man-arrested-with-heroin-cash.html

Anonymous said...

Shots fired, I'm 99 squad, I'm a long way away. I'll get there when I can.

Anonymous said...

LT ED following in LEVY's footsteps!

Anonymous said...

back to the puppy archive. My wife does'nt believe that dart was holding a puppy on tv. She thinks im making it up.. Can anyone find it and link it on here. i have 20 bucks on the line. Thanks

Anonymous said...

Det. Shaved Longcock said...
Now you know my completely innocent and shy blog never has any adult content. But if the whores want to buy some ad space... Damn right I am going to make some cash!

September 5, 2010 4:55 PM

+1 for DSLC!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

back to the puppy archive. My wife does'nt believe that dart was holding a puppy on tv. She thinks im making it up.. Can anyone find it and link it on here. i have 20 bucks on the line. Thanks
September 6, 2010 5:41 AM
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Collect your $20
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/09/dog-fighting-operation-in-suburban-day-care-home.html

Anonymous said...

Dear Mayor Daley:

Please retire so our leader can take your old job. You have served the citizens of Chicago well, now let our Sheriff handle it for a while. You need to be at Maggie's side in her fast declining years and also try to reconnect to all of your children, especially Patrick.

It is time sir.

Thank you and God Bless.

Anonymous said...

Regarding; A True Story About LT ED...

Seems YOU must have had your head in intimate proximity to EDs ass, as you know about his "shart", his sheer white shorts,the supposed amount of hairs on his ass, his supposed missing balls, the ever growing "spot", that he bought new clubs, irons etc, and....well, it's obvious YOU were there at the outing, too.
Were YOU EDs caddy!
Or are YOU simply a disgruntled Sgt that didn't make it this time?

Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Regarding Lt. Ed D.,

Someone needs to get ready to take over Lt. T. Evans duties at the Helm of the Police Department. Who could be better than Lt. Ed D. His resume is almost a complete match. He never did anything involving Police work & he also is obviously connected.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of jealous little bitches.

Anonymous said...

back to the puppy archive. My wife does'nt believe that dart was holding a puppy on tv. She thinks im making it up

What an embarrassment that man is to his officers and the citizens of cook county.

BACK TO TOLIET PAPER said...

Whats going on with the gustapo lately?. They have been kind of quiet since the "Head Shit Bird in charge" bothched the investigation of the officer giving dope to the inmates..

http://teamaltman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Charmin-Mr-Whipple.jpg

Anonymous said...

"...in LEVY's footsteps."


R.I.P. Captain....

Anonymous said...

New election slogan for the fluffer - "Give a SHART, vote for DART"

Anonymous said...

Sep. 7, 2010 Just in from Ch. 7 News. Richard Daley declared HE WILL NOT RUN again for Mayor. Sheriff Dart, the city is now yours for the taking. Best of luck to you sir.

Anonymous said...

Daley is not running for re-election!

How do we get Dart on the Ballot?

Anonymous said...

FROM SCC:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know he has problems, my early vote is for Tom Dart! Either way I think we should debate the candidates and vote strong TOGETHER as one powerful voting block!

9/07/2010 02:30:00 PM

Anonymous said...

FROM TODAY'S SUNTIMES:

Other contenders include Cook County Assessor Jim Houlihan and Sheriff Tom Dart.

“He’s in!” said a source close to Dart.

Anonymous said...

Daley will NOT seek reelection. Announced today on the news

Anonymous said...

Run Tommy run!
Do not let an outsider like Rahm take your job!
grab the ring!

Anonymous said...

If dart runs for mayor and wins who will be the next sheriff. Is their a special election going to be held? And most important will the next sheriff get rid of opr, manhands, and the peepeepiper?

Anonymous said...

Class is within a person. You can't buy it or steal it - Lt Ed never had any class-his arrogance is just a cover for his ignorance. Not all Irish folks operate this way NOT even in the locker room.

Anonymous said...

from the times:

Now every politician who has dreamed of replacing Daley will get their chance in next February's city elections.

One potential candidate is Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart, who has raised his profile in recent years by going after Craigslist prostitution advertisements and overseeing the cleanup of Burr Oak Cemetery after uncovering a grave-reselling scheme, is one potential candidate.

A Dart spokesman sounded a cautious note today.

“Mayor is an office he’s always been interested in,” said Steve Patterson, Dart’s spokesman. “He’s been upfront about that. He does have a re-election campaign for sheriff I November that he’s focused on. . . . He always said he would make a move only if he could have a greater impact than sheriff, and mayor certainly fits that.”

Anonymous said...

To the Cook County Sheriffs PO who helped out my wife and daughter on Ridgeland on 7 September 2010.
Driving a Green Blazer..

THANK YOU, from a grateful chicago detective, you sir are a class act.

Anonymous said...

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart as the Southwest Side Daley candidate. White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel as the North Side Daley candidate. And former Daley aide Terry Peterson running up the middle as the African-American Daley candidate.

Anonymous said...

i want to know who is gonna protect the kitty kat club now that Daley isnt running????????

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...in LEVY's footsteps."


R.I.P. Captain....

September 7, 2010 10:31 AM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lt Ed D. must remember the snide remarks he himself made about Captain Levy's day at the Square years ago. He (Lt Ed D.) must now accept the ridicule and bantering going on regarding his recent "shart" while hobnobbing at the links with the chosen few.

What goes around comes around, right Ed!!! Remember the ass you kick today you may have to kiss or wipe tomorrow......

You may never live this down..... well, I guess it "Depends"...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

U thought he was bad pray we don't get Dart. And to those who say we will be detroit you are way off. We have a lot more businesses and corporations here. detroit had the auto industry nothing else.

9/07/2010 03:44:00 PM

Anonymous said...

Let the ass kissing /cock sucking begin

Anonymous said...

Who will be Chicago's next mayor?
Emanuel would be formidable, Dart thought to be ‘all in,’ Meeks, Danny Davis, Chico, Fioretti considering bids

Anonymous said...

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart, 48, made Time Magazine’s list of the World’s 100 Most Influential people and was courted for senator and governor, but he decided to sit and wait for the job he really wants. He never would have challenged Daley — he is on good terms with the Old Guard. But now that Daley is out, Dart, an Irish-American son of Beverly, whose father was a confidant of the mayor’s father, “is all in” the race, a top source said.

Anonymous said...

Tom DART cannot be happy seeing Rahm Emannuel being named as the front runner for mayor of Chicago with his picture on the front page of the Drudge report. No picture of Tommy Dart....

I guess we are stuck with the puppy guy!

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/white-house/chicago-mayor-richard-m-daley.html

Dart Is Running said...

Just to confirm what everyone already knows. I had a top 19th Ward poltical operative call me to see if i could get some people to work for Dart's mayoral run. I asked about 20 people who all declined. And about half the people i asked helped dart in his Sheriff run in 2006. This well known political operative was shocked at how hated Dart is. My opionion is, we should help him to get him out of this department.

Anonymous said...

POLL RESULTS ::

If the election to replace Mayor Daley were held today, who would you vote for?

Ald. Tom Allen (38th)
1% 4 votes
Ald. Edward Burke (14th)
3% 9 votes
Ald. Water Burnett (27th)
0% 2 votes
City Colleges Board Chairman Gery Chico
1% 3 votes
Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart
23% 59 votes
City Clerk Miguel Del Valle
0% 1 votes
Rep. Danny Davis (D-Chicago)
3% 8 votes
Presidential Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel
15% 39 votes
Ald. Bob Fioretti (2nd)
1% 3 votes
U.S. Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill.)
1% 3 votes
Ald. Leslie Hairston (5th)
0% 0 votes
Ex-City Inspector General David Hoffman
8% 20 votes
Cook County Assessor Jim Houlihan
2% 6 votes
City Schools Chief Ron Huberman
0% 1 votes
Ald. Sandi Jackson (7th)
1% 3 votes
U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.)
4% 12 votes
Attorney General Lisa Madigan
4% 12 votes
State Sen. Rev. James Meeks
1% 4 votes
Former Ald. Terry Peterson
0% 2 votes
U.S. Rep. Mike Quigley (D-Ill.)
0% 2 votes
Ald. Brendan Reilly (42nd)
1% 4 votes
Ald. Tom Tunney (44th)
17% 43 votes
Ald. Scott Waugespack (32nd)
2% 6 votes

Total Votes: 246

Anonymous said...

Okay, we gottit!
Enough with the Dart's gonna run for Mayor already.

I say; JR for Sheriff!

Anonymous said...

If P. O'grady was the next sheriff would he get rid of opr, Kc, and Kj. Is that asking too much?

Anonymous said...

I see Hernandez and Stephens did the smart thing and left this BS. Happy retirement guys. I will be following very soon.

173,000 in darts campaign fund said...

Alderman Burke 6.2 million

Lisa Madiagan 4.4 million

Rahm Emanuel 1.4 million

BEFORE WE MAKE FLUFFBOY A SHOE IN FOR MAYOR. HE NEEDS SOME BLING BLING!

Anonymous said...

I will be following very soon.


GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Anonymous said...

Bob,Get a good attorney and sue the shit out of the department for understaffing,there is no available back up.

Anonymous said...

To Tom DART,

You may be seeking higher office in the future. If so, it is time to end the politics & patronage. Here are some suggestions to lead you in the right direction.

STOP the inner office Politics & Patronage already. It makes you and the county all look like a bunch of corrupt, mobbed up morons.

Michael Shakman & the monitor in place believe that the county is making progress in promotions, hiring etc. They obviously cannot see through the smoke screens you have put in place.

There are still plenty of illegal promotions & moves made strictly based on who you know by Sheriff DART & his staff. He is nowhere near as pure as he would like the voters to believe. ***How many attorneys has he taken into the police ranks at over $100,000 - $150,000.00 each per year in salary. What service do they provide?

Decades of Corruption in Cook County & Chicago make it hard for Dart & mayor Daley to convince Cook County residents & Chicagoans that they truly are committed to ending patronage, not just federal oversight.

Here’s a chance to send a signal & make the right changes..... Daley may make some changes to improve public opinion prior to leaving, I am not sure that DART will. I guess we can hope for the best.....

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

CCSO Programmers

Write a program to check IP addresses? You’ve got to be kidding. Who?

Let’s take a look at our list of candidates...

Antonio IL Diavolo: The #1 IT guy, IL Diavolo, (the devil), can’t spell IP let alone write a program to track them. His education pedigree includes a mediocre high school education. That’s it! Really? Playing Doom with your high school buddies could not possibly prepare someone for running a computer network for 7,000 employees; 10,000 inmates; 40,000 criminal warrants; 200+ countywide LiveScan machines; the CLEAR system; etc. Making donations to TD(see the State Board of Elections web site) can improve your career job prospects though. He used 69 W. Washington as his address too. Either IL Diavolo lives in the County Building at 69 West, or he violated Illinois election laws by trying to conceal his identity.

JG: JG can’t type or write code. His arms and hands don’t work after a crippling drunk driving Tollway accident (he says he fell asleep, public records show otherwise). JG has exploited the talents and sympathies of other people to become the #2 guy in the IT department. Lucky for JG that he knew influential people from Orland Park like Judge JR and JH (rhymes with harmony) to help him land a job at Cook County. He was disqualified from his first job choice as a bagger at Jewel because he can’t pack grocery bags, and they won’t let him wear his sweat pants to work. Every day is dress-down day for JG. JG has been known to throw adult temper tantrums, physically assault other employees, fall over for no reason, and leave nasty odors in chairs that he sits in. Who keeps him there? The blind choir of Cook County: ZW, TO, AD, Mobtili, & King Ray.

PD: It would be difficult for PD to write functional code when she only works half days. PD’s part-time security guard, alcoholic, wife abusing husband is old school. He wants PD to raise the children, get them off to school, pick them up from school, cook meals, do all of the domestic chores, handle family crisis’s, and earn the family wage. All of this while he sits on the ass-magnet at home, watching ESPN, contemplating why he wasn’t born with a four-leaf clover up his ass like the rest of his hard-working Irish brethren. PD works so hard to make up for his lack of manhood that she doesn’t even have time to wash her hair before she comes to work.

These three idiot savants conspired to destroy the life and career of VG, the guy that was, and should be, at the helm of the digital kingdom. VG is the go-to-guy that embarrassed the entire IT triumvirate by quickly establishing a working ad hoc computer network on the site of the Burr Oak Cemetery investigation. TD knew he couldn’t rely on the three stooges for this critical task, so he put the right guy on the job. Way to go VG!

CC: Can’t say anything bad about CC. He is a genius. They have him chained and duct-taped to a chair in a secret location so that they can exploit his exceptional talents. I think they pay him minimum wage. Retire already CC. Go home. You deserve better. I want to see these people squirm when you walk out of the front door at 1401.

IP for this posting: 92.241.190.188, somewhere in Ciudad de Panama, Panama.

Anonymous said...

I would gladly help Dart in his pursuit to be Chicago's mayor. I do not live in Chicago and could care less. I just want him GONE!

However, we should throw some canidates names around the blog to replace him. It would be nice to see a county employee jump in the ring.

My vote is for the ROCKET(MS)!

Anonymous said...

My favorite post/quote of the day from SCC website...


OT:
Made a phone call today to the illustrious predictive analysis group.
This is how it went:



PAN: Hello officer --------

Caller: Hi, this is officer Siew (get it?) from vice-gambling, I have a question.

PAN: Sure, what do you need.

Caller: Yeah, the Bears season win total is 8 n a half, whadda ya think should I take the over or the under?

PAN: This is a joke right? Ha Ha.

Caller: No, but your unit is
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa click......

9/09/2010 03:08:00 AM

Anonymous said...

Introducing Nutraloaf
Discipline through food. Or not-quite-food:

Inmates at Cook County Jail are allowed three privileges: television, books, and food. The staff has no compunction about denying its most difficult residents either of the first two, but under the Constitution, correctional facilities can’t withhold food. Nothing in the Eighth Amendment, however, says the food has to taste good. “This is not the Four Seasons,” says Tom Dart, the Cook County sheriff. “Inmates who are injuring people in jail will get their nutritional needs met, but we will not cater to their culinary desires.”

Nutraloaf, a thick orange lump of spite with the density and taste of a dumbbell, could only be the object of Beelzebub’s culinary desires. Packed with protein, fat, carbohydrates, and 1,110 calories, Nutraloaf contains everything from carrots and cabbage to kidney beans and potatoes, plus shadowy ingredients such as “dairy blend” and “mechanically separated poultry.” You purée everything into a paste, shape it into a loaf, and bake it for 50 to 70 minutes at 375 degrees. Eat two a day and, boom, all your daily nutrients, right there.
Aside from over-salting to introduce hypertension or over-sweetening to induce diabetes, this sounds like a happy medium. We almost feel like voting for Dart...if only he didn't have those ward connections to the Chicago Machine.

Labels: county

posted by SCC at 12:01 AM 39 comments

Anonymous said...

I will be following very soon.


GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

This mess can never be fixed. Just hopes he leaves, takes all his useless attorneys with him and somehow admits to himself what a mess he made!

More puppies and prositutes in Chicago. Thank the lord I live in the suburbs!

Anonymous said...

Obama: Emanuel would be a 'terrific mayor'

"A top political insider believes Dart and Emanual will go heads up after neither will secure the needed 50%"

"With the rising minority electorate in chicago Dart will be fighting a tremendous up hill battle if Obama lends his support to emanuel"

Electorate Chicago

40% African American
38% White
18% Hispanic

Anonymous said...

Rahm Emanuel - 29.68%
Tom Dart - 13.66%
Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. - 13.36%
Rep. Luis Gutierrez - 12.81%
Rev./state Sen. James Meeks - 8.21%
Former U.S. Commerce Sec. Bill Daley - 8.16%
Alderman Ed Burke - 6.31%
Alderman Bob Fioretti - 2.95%
Chicago Transit Authority Chairman Terry Peterson - 2.55%
Cook County Assessor Jim Houlihan - 2.30%


We Ask America polled 2,365 Chicagoans for the automated poll,

All That Pandering Hasn't Worked Fluff Boy said...

In the first poll Rahm picks up 28% of the african american vote while Dart gets only 7.2%.

Anonymous said...

Can you believe this piece of shit Dart Gets on t.v. AGAIN! This time to attend a graduation of sorts for the shit bags growing tomatos at the jail! This FUCK FACE didn't come to my graduation............

Anonymous said...

Dart will not be mayor

There are many he has stepped on who will support any opponents

I would support anyone before that asshole

Thanks for everything tom

Boyfriend Patterson Tells Fluff Boy Tommy To Cut Hair And Lose The Sissy Shades said...

Why has TD lost his glasses in the last few days. Is he trying to look less feminine for mayoral run.

Is The 19TH Ward Going To Help Dart said...

I know Hynes is working against him behind the scenes. Joyce wont help him. M. Sheahan Won't. Skinny Sheehan might.. Matt Oshea might just cause he is running for alderman. Rugai is insignificant. She can't get people out even if she tried. The fact of the matter is Dart has pissed off many people who will not help him. That's why he is trying to wheel and deal with the big money guys like madigan and burke. Watch burkes kid get promoted to run Sheriffspolice very soon. Burke has 6 million in his campaign fund and can raise money better than anyone. Darts only hope is to get the backing of the big money guys quickly.


What the media fails to realize is he has no political base and very little money. If that first poll is accurate with him only getting 7.1% of The African American vote he cant win. It looks like in neglecting the people who took care of him while pandering to the minority community is going to bite him in the ass.

Old Man Hynes is furious with Dart for not backing his kid for Governer. Hynes was the one who jump started Darts political Career and Dart stabbed him in the Back. Dart is like the modern Day "Judas" of politics. It looks like the Payback is in the working for tommy. Dart may be in for a rude awakening if he jumps into this race!

Anonymous said...

Ed Burke Jr. For
Sheriff Of Cook County!

Anonymous said...

Cook County Sherriff Tom Dart was inching closer to an announcement, which will come only if he gets the expected blessing of Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan. Ald. Edward Burke, 14th, chairman of the City Council's Finance Committee and perhaps the most experienced of the potential candidates, is also considering a run. But he wouldn't buck Madigan.

Comments On Shavedblog About T.D said...

OH NO SAY IT AINT SO. KNEW THIS KID WHEN I LIVED IN BEVERLY. HE USED TO GET PANTSED AT ST. BARNABAS SCHOOL FOR SNITCHING ON OTHER KIDS / MAYOR OMG!

He was a little bitch at Mt. Carmel Too. He was smacked around like a little girl on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

Chicago suntimes poll that has

dart in the lead !2% Meeks 10% However if you look at breakdown of the poll they sampled

47%_ Caucasian 30%_ African American 14%_ Hispanic 9% Other



however the actuall demographics in Chicago are 41% White 38% Black nd 18% Hispanic

Of course dart is going to do better when the suntimes does not take a fair sample by demographics.

Anonymous said...

Watch burkes kid get promoted to run Sheriffs police very soon. Burke has 6 million in his campaign fund and can raise money better than anyone.

100% agree. Burke is no dummy. he knows he can't win. He will throw his support behind dart and cut deals with him. Watch for eddie jr to get a huge promotion in the near future. However, Ed Jr would be a great improvement to this dept. He is the only chief who has balls and backs his people against this gustapo administration. Even though it's easy to have big balls when your dad is BIG ED. Fluff only has 175k in his fund and he's for sale more than ever!

Anonymous said...

I would gladly help Dart in his pursuit to be Chicago's mayor. I do not live in Chicago and could care less. I just want him GONE!

about 95% of the dept would second that

Anonymous said...

September 9, 2010 10:40 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed Burke Jr. For
Sheriff Of Cook County!

September 10, 2010 7:05 AM

Don't we wish. This will never happen,it would be too good for the officers.

Anonymous said...

IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS SINCE THE TERRORIST ATTACK...LET'S NOT FORGET!

STAY SAFE!

Anonymous said...

DART for EX SHERIFF

Just get rid of him. He is no good & never has been.

Anonymous said...

Ed Burke, Stop posting about yourself. Never been the police, never worked patrol, just like j-fled with CPD.

Anonymous said...

"Upon seeing that he still was trying to strike me, I struck (Kopek) in the face four times with my closed right fist as I told him to stop resisting. After the fourth strike, I managed to grab (Kopek's) left arm and he was rolled onto his stomach," according to the police report.

Wow, no wonder you are getting sued. Aurora P.D.s finest.

Future Ball said...

Dart will run for mayor. Get in a run off with rahmbo Dead Fish Emanuel. Dart will win 53% 47%. Economy will go further into shitter. Crime rate will skyrocket. Dart will be lame duck mayor will be handily defeated in 2015. His pathetic political career will come to a crashing hault. what will happen to the sheriifs dept? County Borad will name zelda whittler as acting sheriff till special election in 2012. Paul O'grady will be elected sheriff in 2012.

Anonymous said...

Worst case scenerio:

Dart runs and loses and were stuck with him for many years to come. That's why we have to help him campaign and get him out of here. If he loses, his narcissistic behavior will rear its ugly, dreadful head.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody notice TD marching in the Von Steuben along with the current mayor as an honored guest,HMMMMMMMMMMMmm.....Just wonderin'

Anonymous said...

Gutierrez, Meeks gather signatures as they weigh runs for Chicago mayor

Let's go Tom,get going already.

Girlcop5941@aol.com said...

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Anonymous said...

Future Ball said...

Dart will run for mayor. Get in a run off with rahmbo Dead Fish Emanuel. Dart will win 53% 47%. Economy will go further into shitter. Crime rate will skyrocket. Dart will be lame duck mayor will be handily defeated in 2015. His pathetic political career will come to a crashing hault. what will happen to the sheriifs dept? County Borad will name zelda whittler as acting sheriff till special election in 2012. Paul O'grady will be elected sheriff in 2012.
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That will never happen due to the fact that she was appointed, it has to be an elected official that gets appointed and that person is the Cook County Coroner

Anonymous said...

Cook County does not have a Coroner. The office was abolished in the mid 70s due to severe corruption (go figure). Cook County has a Medical Examiner. The roles are roughly the same, but the ME is appointed by the County Board President. It's also not a sworn position where they have a badge and gun, like the coroners have.

Anonymous said...

John "Jack" Hurley, age 58, Ret. Det. C.P.D. and US Army veteran, after a courageous battle against pulmonary fibrosis; beloved husband of Eileen M. (Howland); loving father of Jackie, Melissa, and John; son-in-law of Frank and Betty Howland-Gildea; fond brother of Butch (Mary) and Dan (Donna) Hurley, Patty Kirby and Kathy (Gene) McNulty; preceded in death by his dear parents Winifred and Howard Hurley; father-in-law Edward Howland; adored uncle of many nieces and nephews. Jack will be greatly missed by all who knew and loved him. Our loss is Heaven's joy. Funeral Tuesday 9:15 a.m. from the Brady-Gill Funeral Home, 2929 W. 87th St., Evergreen Park to St. Cajetan Church. Mass 10 a.m. Interment Mt. Olivet Cemetery. Visitation Monday from 2 to 9 p.m. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to the Hurley Children's college education and/or sign up to be an organ donor at www.donatelifeillinois.org. (708) 636-2600 or www.bradygill.com.

Anonymous said...

That will never happen due to the fact that she was appointed, it has to be an elected official that gets appointed and that person is the Cook County Coroner

September 12, 2010 7:22 PM

WRONG. The county board will make the pick.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will never happen due to the fact that she was appointed, it has to be an elected official that gets appointed and that person is the Cook County Coroner

September 12, 2010 7:22 PM

WRONG. The county board will make the pick.
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I stand corrected, my bad

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will never happen due to the fact that she was appointed, it has to be an elected official that gets appointed and that person is the Cook County Coroner

September 12, 2010 7:22 PM

WRONG. The county board will make the pick.
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I stand corrected, my bad
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YOU ARE ALL WRONG THE RULE IS THE COUNTY BOARD APPOINTS THE REPLACEMENT THEN HE/SHE WILL SERVE UNTIL 2012 WHEN A SPECIAL ELECTION CAN BE HELD HE/SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ELECTED OFFICIAL AND THE NEW SHERIFF WON'T TAKE OFFICE TILL 12 DEC 2012

PLEASE CHECK OUT YOUR INFO BEFORE YOU START TYPING

Anonymous said...

who gives a shit?

Anonymous said...

who gives a shit?

When we have the worst Sheriff in the history of the the dept, WE all give a SHIT! Lets campaing him for mayor and get im the fuck out of the sheriffs dept!

Anonymous said...

Lt. ED is just getting what he deserves he spent his career making fun of people and now he is known for craping his pants AND not having the sense to go home and change WHAT did you expect from the HILLBILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO.

Anonymous said...

BOYS AND GIRLS ITS ALL ABOUT KARMA - YOUR NEXT BOSS MAY BE THE GUY/GIRL YOU JUST KNIFED IN THE BACK.............. I'M JUST SAYING!

Anonymous said...

When we have the worst Sheriff in the history of the the dept, WE all give a SHIT! Lets campaing him for mayor and get im the fuck out of the sheriffs dept!



I can assure you that Dart is not the worst sheriff ever. Look at the history of this dept and Dart is not even close to being the worst.

In this time of budget cuts and recession, where local departments are going broke and unable to pay their officers, Dart has been able to prevent any layoffs of sworn personnel.

Every year the county board, in all of their wisdom, tells the sheriff to make cuts and Dart has been able to save all of our jobs.

Man it sucks not being laid off.


Give him a break, it could be worse. We could be jobless.

Anonymous said...

Lt. ED is just getting what he deserves he spent his career making fun of people and now he is known for craping his pants AND not having the sense to go home and change WHAT did you expect from the HILLBILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look in the mirror LT. Everyone has their faults, some are worse than others...hahahaha

Anonymous said...

PLEASE CHECK OUT YOUR INFO BEFORE YOU START TYPING

September 13, 2010 8:26 PM

gfy

Anonymous said...

You don't actually believe its Dart saving your job do you? The Federal court ordered him to hire more C/Os by the end of this year & more by March 2011. If he didn't hire so many bs spots there wouldn't be such a huge budget. How many Asst. Chiefs,Chiefs,Dirs.,Asst.Dirs,Inv. does this Dept. need? Go back to basics & cut the fat off the top.Quit wasting time with all these stupid meetings & run your dept.

Anonymous said...

I can assure you that Dart is not the worst sheriff ever. Look at the history of this dept and Dart is not even close to being the worst.

In this time of budget cuts and recession, where local departments are going broke and unable to pay their officers, Dart has been able to prevent any layoffs of sworn personnel.

Every year the county board, in all of their wisdom, tells the sheriff to make cuts and Dart has been able to save all of our jobs.

Man it sucks not being laid off.


Give him a break, it could be worse. We could be jobless.
Thank you very much.Finally,a breath of fresh air on this board by someone who is not bitter.I am proud to be on the same department as you and hope I already work with you or work with you in the future.Thanks again, you made my day !First time in a long time that I am not disgusted when I leave this blog.

Anonymous said...

HEY MATT U NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT U LOOK VERY HEAVY IN THE GOLF CART RIDING AROUND YELLING AT EVERYONE LIKE A OLD LADY ALSO NICE MOVE BY KICKING ALMOST ALL DEPUTIES OUT OF THE DETAIL U MY FRIEND ARE A TRUE#$#$%$

ONE MORE THING WAS THAT HOTUB GIRL WITH U IN THE GOLF CART

Anonymous said...

Who in the fuck is Liane Jackson?, and who paid attention in class in regards to the narco saint Jesus Malverde ?. It really pays off to those who pay attention to all the small details while doing their every day duties.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/2710604,CST-NWS-saint15.article

Great Job, NSG

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Dart, pay real close attention to this 50 Kilogram Cocaine seizure, as it is not a fluke!, it is a little luck and outstanding law enforcement work that was conducted properly by properly trained law enforcement personnel who just happened to be in the right place at the right time and knew what to look for.
50 Kilograms of Cocaine off of the street and not going into the school systems wow!, and two asshole Cartel members behind bars, now that is real news!. This type of seizure activity would occur on a regular basis for this Department if you and your administration would see to it that all street working law enforcement personnel under your command were properly trained and properly utilized to combat this type of criminal activity.
Just take a minute and think about the big picture and the huge impact it would make in Cook County, now that is truly news worthy on a daily basis and something to really be proud of.

RD1

Anonymous said...

BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY!

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/protest-planned-wednesday-as-weis-fop-friction-grows.html

Get off it on September 15, 2010 9:48 AM
Get the real story before you make ignorant assumptions.

Cozzi did not "beat" anyone. He had an abusive drunk screaming, fighting, spitting and disrupting an emergency room, and a roomfull of people expecting him to take action. He slapped the guy around a bit, no serious injury resulted. Even the drunk didn't claim any serious injury. Was he wrong, sure. Did he serve a significant penalty? Absolutely. He was de facto fined about 150 thousand dollars. He served two years of probation. That is greater penalty than would reasonably be expected in Cook County for significantly more serious crimes.

A great number of you have impossible expectations. You want cops to be tough, strong peacekeepers and take action to protect the citizenry, yet you stand by breathlessly waiting for the first mistake to jump on and bash those officers. If you haveen't been a police officer you have no clue as to what it takes to keep the peace, and keep others safe. You are the worst example of the obvious...you want everyone ELSE punished, but blame the police when YOU get a ticket, YOUR kid gets arrested, YOUR life is impacted by crime. Are you serious? You really think that any sane person is going to wade into a bunch of gangbanging thugs and take action when you (the collective you) wait excitedly with your video camera and cell phone, hoping to catch the cop make an errant slap, or speak harshly. When simply looking the other way removes the officer from any threat of your abuse, your lies and spin and second guessing?

Take care of your own messes, you get the police force you created.

Anonymous said...

Just take a minute and think about the big picture and the huge impact it would make in Cook County, now that is truly news worthy on a daily basis and something to really be proud of.

And no puppies or prostitutes involved!! Good job guys!!

Anonymous said...

ONE MORE THING WAS THAT HOTUB GIRL WITH U IN THE GOLF CART

Where's a good camera when you need one?

Anonymous said...

Can we ever expect this in Cook County?

It would help us out!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-kane-county-gangs-0915-20100914,0,5030072.story

Anonymous said...

Cops: Driver who fled jail, struck officers is charged

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/2-cook-county-sheriffs-deputies-hit-by-car.html

-Thanks Tom Dart for giving the "OK" to charge her!
(unlike the 26th st incident)

Anonymous said...

can assure you that Dart is not the worst sheriff ever.


Tell that to the 500 plus officers in deputy jail. I have had had friends who were fired for offenses that would'nt even qualify for a suspension under previous administrations. So tell that to the men, women, and children hurt by Dart and OPR. Tell them he is not the worst Sheriff ever!!!

Anonymous said...

HEY MATT U NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT U LOOK VERY HEAVY IN THE GOLF CART RIDING AROUND

AND ANOTHER THING FAT ASS, STOP RUNNING AROUND TELLING EVERYONE YOUR GOING TO BE THE NEXT SHERIFF. BABY COMMANDER HAS A BETTER CHANCE AT SHERIFF THAN YOUR FAT ASS.

FLUFFERS BUTT BUDDY SAYS said...

Thank you very much.Finally,a breath of fresh air on this board by someone who is not bitter.I am proud to be on the same department as you and hope I already work with you or work with you in the future.Thanks again, you made my day !First time in a long time that I am not disgusted when I leave this blog.

Anonymous said...

Dart has been able to prevent any layoffs of sworn personnel

Dart had nothing to do with preventing the layoffs. If the county board stopped the funding he would have to lay off people. You act as if he runs a private company with total controll. He has no budgetary influnce at all. If thats his only accomplishment you are making a strong argument he is the worst sheriff ever. He certainly is the most anti-police sheriff we have ever had. Thats why his officers hate him so much. Not only do they have to work in unsafe conditions they have to worry about him trying to fuck them when something happens. I bet if you did poll the vast majority of this dept would vote him the worst sheriff ever. We all wish he would just leave mayor, attorney general, senator, please somthing open up. The dept is rooting for you to win Dart.

Fluffer On Facebook said...

Hey Dart Lovers. If your going to praise your hero, please keep it on facebook. "Tommy your so wonderfull", "Tommy your the greatest", "Tommy please run for mayor", "Tommy can i walk your puppy". "See you on the gay float tommy"
If you want to continue to fuel his narcissistic fire-Facebook is the place for you!

Concerned Tax Payer said...

Speaking of Fluff. Why does he have a brand new squad sitting outside his crib 24/7 with no one in it?

Anonymous said...

Kudos to cpd that's what real cops on a real department with a real union do. Those cops look out for each other. We could use some of that.

Johnny Holmes said...

Hey Tommy, do you still have my name tattoed on your ass!

Anonymous said...

Obviously the people that defend Dart could care less about the people he has hurt. So many families ruined by him and OPR... His DEFENDERS should talk to people on the seventh floor and listen to their horror stories. Dart is not a good catholic. If he was a good human being he would have sympathy for his fellow man.
And let the record reflect i campaigned for Dart for sheriff. I am NOT a bitter employee and am very happy where im at. I am just deeply sadened to see so many of my fellow Co-Workers hurt. I once highly respected Tom Dart as a state legislature and thought he did many good things. However, i am sandened to what he has done to this department. I think this dept brought out the worst in him. His very high political Ambitions really have changed him. Someday he will have to answer to a higher authority for all the people he has hurt. All we can do is pray for him..

Anonymous said...

I was watching the news about the CPD protest today when all of a sudden the show Il State Sen. Rev.Meeks talking about why the police were protesting Weiss.Isn't this the same tool that a few years back accused the CPD of racial profiling him because his driver who was an off-duty officer blow a stop sign. Meekks, officers don't forget about your grandstanding of that never was incident

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Fluff. Why does he have a brand new squad sitting outside his crib 24/7 with no one in it?

In case he has to go out on a puppy run!

Anonymous said...

AND ANOTHER THING FAT ASS, STOP RUNNING AROUND TELLING EVERYONE YOUR GOING TO BE THE NEXT SHERIFF. BABY COMMANDER HAS A BETTER CHANCE AT SHERIFF THAN YOUR FAT ASS.

Hey! Don't discount JK!!He'd be a great candidate. FBI Acadeny, Rose up thru the Ranks, Alotta Guys love him...it could work!
Shempus says so!

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhh I am so scared of the changes 6th...joke

Anonymous said...

who did matt kick off the detail?

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

REPOST: Best wishes to fellow CCSPD Brother and courageous Police Officer Bob Maxwell on a speedy recovery. PO Maxwell had single-handedly taken on a crazed, violent and out-of-control domestic violence offender while working his police beat. A 250 lb, fully tattooed, drunk offender had turned his anger on PO Maxwell after destroying a home and most of the furniture in it during a domestic dispute. PO Maxwell was able to control, restrain and take the offender into custody before back-up ever got to the call.

Unfortunately PO Maxwell sustained upper body injuries during the melee that required hospitalization. We hope that you recover well and are able to return to protect the citizens of Cook County.

P.S. Police Academy 101: Poor effort on SGT RP for not getting to the scene to provide assistance to PO Maxwell. Getting to the scene safely is more important than getting the scene quickly if endangers the life of yourself and others. Check the statistics SGT RP. More peace officers are killed, handicapped or severely injured in vehicle related accidents while working in their law enforcement capacities than by confrontation from offenders. You’re lucky that you and PO Maxwell got through this one.

Good Job Bob!

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

REPOST: Dr. Dolittle and His LifeCRIME Fitness Center

Has anyone used the new fitness center at the CCSPD headquarters yet?

Here are some facts regarding Dr. Dolittle’s (DH) pet project:

1. It exists in a space that was used for storage of criminal evidence (i.e. blood, urine, sperm, saliva, toxins, contaminants, contagions, suspected Anthrax powders and other unidentified compounds).

2. The evidence drying cabinet is less than 10 feet away from the facility. This cabinet is used to mitigate the harmful effects of the environment on evidence through a concentrated and sustained flow of AIR. Where does that air go? What is in that AIR (see #1)?

3. The location was not professionally cleaned prior to the installation of materials and equipment.

4. It is in a basement with poor to no circulation, ventilation or proper filtering.

5. The area is prone to flooding when the Des Plaines River overruns its banks during storm seasons.

6. A sophisticated $50,000 space-saving records storage system was dismantled and thrown into the trash to make room for the facility.

7. Professional-grade fitness equipment donated by a popular fitness chain was scrapped and replaced by brand new equipment.

8. You cannot use the facility while on-duty.

9. There are no locker rooms or showers available for participants.

10. There are no certified or professional fitness specialists on-duty to monitor participant safety or provide instruction in the proper use of sophisticated fitness equipment.

11. There are no trained medical specialists available to intervene in a medical emergency while the facility is being used by participants.

12. The cost of union labor was added to the project for carpentry, painting, electrical and other remodeling work. (we certainly support our union brothers for contributing their high quality skills, standards and craftsmanship to the project). Thanks Dolittle!

13. Cook County employees were used for all other non-union work in the LifeCRIME Fitness Center, while on company time, over company time, and outside of their job descriptions.

14. Asset forfeiture funds were used to pay for the project (conservative estimated cost = $60,000+).

****** For $75,000... You could have offered a $250 bonus to 300 potential employees that may have wanted to take and pass the ILETSB P.O.W.E.R. test as an incentive to improving their health and fitness.

WAY TO GO Chief! Dr. Dolittle does it again.

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

Political Science 101

Spending large amounts of money on a campaign for political office does not always assure a win. Here are a just a few local and national examples:

James Oberwies
Jay Robert Pritzker
John Kerry (Heinz $$$)
Ross Perot
Mitt Romney

And don't forget... Michael F. Sheahan was a relatively unknown candidate with very little money in 1990.

Forecasting election results is akin to... well... forecasting the weather. How many times is the weather forecast accurate? There are just too many variables to consider. Political consultancy is a multi-million dollar industry. They are paid big bucks to predict campaign outcomes. Even those professionals get it wrong, just like a meteorologist doesn't always get it right.

Let's leave the political guessing to the consultants and voters and not the amateurs on The County Guy Blog.

Standby... This will be BIGGER than HOPE and CHANGE!

Niccolò Machiavelli said...

For the sake of the elf attorney (MKS), I hope that there is no height requirement in the office of the mayor.

Make sure you back the right candidate this time. Milan was a poor choice. Everybody knew it. You were not smart enough (or tall enough) to see it.

Don't feel too bad... all of the other attorneys in the CCSO are here for the same reason.

The cohesiveness of your legal clan here in the CCSO reminds me of the brotherhood of police officers. ...except that we have common-sense, integrity and character.

Yippie ki-yay and C'est la vie motherfucker! Translation: Good bye and good riddance.

IP Address for this posting: 89.13.156.185, Munich, Germany.

Anonymous said...

Concerned Tax Payer said...
Speaking of Fluff. Why does he have a brand new squad sitting outside his crib 24/7 with no one in it?

September 15, 2010 4:56 PM

Not a fan of the fluffer, but he has that car so Sgt. K(traffic unit)can walk over there and drive His Flufferness to an emergency call-out!
Supposedly Rabbi Moshe has one too.
Not a big deal, rip on another topic.

Anonymous said...

U.S. drug indictment targets Little Village gang

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/us-indictment-targets-alleged-little-village-drug-gang.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChicagoBreakingNews+%28Chicago+Breaking+News%29

Anonymous said...

In DePaul study of Chicago pimps, most were abused as children

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-pimp-study-20100915,0,4505887.story

This Department is "Pimped" by Fluffer everyday.
Maybe he was an abused alter boy afterall?

Anonymous said...

Someone said; And don't forget... Michael F. Sheahan was a relatively unknown candidate with very little money in 1990.

Sure got what we paid for with that POS. He without a doubt was the beginning of the end!

Anonymous said...

U.S. drug indictment targets Little Village gang

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/us-indictment-targets-alleged-little-village-drug-gang.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChicagoBreakingNews+%28Chicago+B

Funny how they don't mention the Sheriff's Police (2nd Dist. Gang Unit) for being involved.

Anonymous said...

You notice how fluffers butt buddies are appauled and disgusted whenever they read the blog. My question is???? WHY do they keep coming back for more?????

Fluff Please Run For Mayor said...

This is not a scientific poll. So dont get your panties in a bundle fluff.

25 officers asked if Dart is the worst Sheriff Ever.

15 deputies, 10 sheriffs police
asked

20 yes
3 no
2 not sure

Anonymous said...

Why is it that the people that know dart the best hate him. But the average joe voter thinks he's great. I have not heard one good thing about him from people that know him well. Many of these guys who are high ranking members who despise him. But average joe idiot voter keeps voting for him. If you talk to some of these guys that are at darts accountability meetings, they say he is a total asshat. He takes no advice from anyone and thinks he's glenn beck at the chalk board.

Anonymous said...

Fluffer will go on to bigger and better things while all his victims will be scarred forever. Kj, Don m, Kc just too mention a few. Pimp Daddy Fluffer destroyed all these people reputations and is going to fly out of here smelling like a rose.

Why Doesn't fluffy Call Me Anymore said...

You notice how fluffers butt buddies are appauled and disgusted whenever they read the blog. My question is???? WHY do they keep coming back for more?????

Cause they are scorned lovers of fluffy. And when he ingnores them they seek refuge on the BLOG..................................................................................

Anonymous said...

Not a fan of the fluffer, but he has that car so Sgt. K(traffic unit)can walk over there and drive His Flufferness to an emergency call-out!
Supposedly Rabbi Moshe has one too.
Not a big deal, rip on another topic.

YES RABBI MOSHE has a squad and when I got into my accident and was in the hospital he was RIGHT THERE to prey for me! DO not f--k with the Police Chaplins and their cars!

Anonymous said...

You notice how fluffers butt buddies are appauled and disgusted whenever they read the blog. My question is???? WHY do they keep coming back for more?????
We are appalled that you Sheahan crybabies don't know how to spell.

Anonymous said...

How is she at DTU, and getting her stuff back after 6 months SWOP? Like nothing EVER happened? Did they REALLY make it all go away? Would they have done it for you or anyone else in the DEPT?

Anonymous said...

Why is TV Tom so quiet about the run for Mayor. You have about 6,000 employees ready to help?

Anonymous said...

When is our march planned? Our union and officers don't have the balls to do it! Everyone hates dart and the moral is so low in this department, but nobody does anything.We need to band together and march! The public thinks this guy is great because they read or see his happy ending (craigslist)in the news. We need to show them the real dart and how we feel about him! CPD did it why can't we?

Anonymous said...

Is it true what the head union guy figerowa is spewing off that all the deputies at 26th st wanted 4/10s and nobody was forced on it? word is it their going to 4/10s at markham and i think he is trying to sell us a line of b.s. Our unions sckks. And can they rebid markham again after they just did only a year ago?

Anonymous said...

I have not heard one good thing about him from people that know him well. Many of these guys who are high ranking members who despise him. But average joe idiot voter keeps voting for him.

The average joe idiot voter needs to be informed. SPEAK to the voters when you're out there!!

Anonymous said...

SHEEHAN Sure got what we paid for with that POS. He without a doubt was the beginning of the end!

No, the beginning of the end was O'Grady

Anonymous said...

While some at 26th street did want the 4/10 schedule , many took it because they thought they had to. They were under the impression that if they did not take the schedule, they would be forced to. Many deputies are having bidders remorse and now don't like the schedule. While you will not accumulate sick, vacation and personal time on a 10 hour schedule, you will receive 10 hours holiday time for each holiday worked or if the holiday falls on your rdo. If you are somebody who does not work that much, be prepared to have to do more work. The fairest way would be to have everyone go 4/10. CCB has 5/8 and 4/10 hour schedules which overlap, except for weekends. Markham being a 24 hour facility will have a harder time implementing a 10 hour schedule without having shifts overlap. If done fairly and properly, a 10 hour shift is not bad. Be prepared to be really shorthanded. people cannot be called in to work overtime. One Saturday, CCB had 14 people off. 9 people called off sick and 5 were scheduled off. That was almost 1/2 of the shift being off. Only 3 people were allowed to be called in on overtime to replace the absent deputies.

Anonymous said...

Why is TV Tom so quiet about the run for Mayor. You have about 6,000 employees ready to help?

Cause he is a wimp. He doesn't know what to do when the office is not handed to him on a silver platter!!! Everyone knows this mayors race will be a street fight and tommy has never been tested before.. Also he only has 175k in his fund. He has stuck it to so many people which will make it very hard for him to raise money. You have to remember TV tommy has never had any negative press... But if they see him as the front runner they are going to go after him. We all know he is a little wimp and deep down he knows.. He is afraid he will buckle to the pressure. You have to remember, this guy has never run a successful campaign. He lost in to Judy Topinka, being the only democrat to lose to a republican that year. Every other office he's held was handed to him.. I really think he is scared, cause he knows his golden Opportunity is now, and if he loses it's over..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have not heard one good thing about him from people that know him well. Many of these guys who are high ranking members who despise him. But average joe idiot voter keeps voting for him.

The average joe idiot voter needs to be informed. SPEAK to the voters when you're out there!!

September 17, 2010 1:28 PM

Please,please please stop bashing Tom. We all need to get behind him
and work to get him elected Mayor. Get it????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

WHO GIVES A SHIT? king mule for sheriff

Anonymous said...

They just rebided markham. Why didn't the implement the 4 10's then??? Now that everyone is situated they have to rock the boat again. Leave us the fuck alone.. You have done enough damage.. It's not enough that were subject to two incompetent fucks running the place, now they want to change the Schedules again. What is the point?? You did it at CCB, and it created more overtime. Why do we have to pay for your mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Hey D.wright you come in the building hugging everyone acting like your everyones best friend. Now you want to stick it to us again. At least Jackson isn't a phony. She wont wait till you turn your back to stab you...

Anonymous said...

And can they rebid markham again after they just did only a year ago?

They can do whatever they want cause our union gives us no backing.

Anonymous said...

Is it true what the head union guy figerowa is spewing off that all the deputies at 26th st wanted 4/10s and nobody was forced on it

He is a liar. The majority were forced on it. How can we vote him out as our union steward. He gives us no backing and he lies. He had them by the balls after the 26TH incident and sold us right down the river. He needs to go..

Anonymous said...

Kj, Don m, Kc destroyed their own reputations. When you make a deal with the devil "may You reap what you sow"

KINANNE AND BEAVERS said...

MISS US YET!

FUTURE KARMA said...

I cant wait till Jackson, Connolly, and wright have to put on their LT's shirts again and have the new sheriff keep fucking with them. It's a different story when the shoe is on the other foot. They better pray dart stays.

Thanks for selling out your own CO-workers.

Anonymous said...

Breaking News

Sheriff Gets Sued

Golfer T woods old caddie "Fluff" Cowan has filed a lawsuit against the Sheriif of crook county for Trademark infringement. However, the lawsuit was quickly dropped after the sheriff of crook County was able to prove he was a FLUFFER and not a fluff.

The Sheriff of crook county used retired porn star J. Holmes as a material witness to prove he was a fluffer and not a fluff!!!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Markham
8 more white deputies written up last week. Two more put in deputy jail.

Anonymous said...

Go Tom DART Go....
Please, just friggin.. go!

Mess up some other place & get the hell out of here & take your shit staff with you......

Anonymous said...

At Markham

Is their any thing in the contract where they cant be constantly be moving you around. We have had a guy who was put on days, then sent to nights and put on afternoons then back to days and now they are rebidding again. I am all for senority but how many fucking times can they move you. They should of bid one time and thats it.. But like everything else Manhands and ruby could fuck up a one car funeral.. Do they even care about the people they are messing with?? you have people with families who have had to drastically change their schedules numerous times and finally get it work out with babbysitting and daycare. And not these rotton fuckers want to put them through it all again. And i know manhands people will get on here and tell us were crybabies and lucky to have a job. I just had one question for manhands. How would you like to be put on days, then bumped to midnights, then bumped back to afternoons. lets change you fucking schedual everyfucking week and see how you like it MANHANDS. And they same goes goes for you dana. Next time you come in acting like your everyones best friend. You are a PHONY. you could care less about us. You want to clean up markham dana. first pick a chief that can read and write and keep MANHANDS 100 miles away from the building. She fckks everthing up she touches. YEAH LETS BID THE FUCKING BULIDING AGAIN CAUSE WE COULDNT GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST 3 FUCKING TIMES. AND LETS HAVE MANHANDS CLEAN UP THE MESS SHE CREATED. THAT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE

Anonymous said...

new thread please county guy

Anonymous said...

Hey! Don't discount JK!!He'd be a great candidate. FBI Acadeny, Rose up thru the Ranks, Alotta Guys love him...it could work!
Shempus says so!

You are greatly mistaken on his police abilities and achievements he is another political hack who has no real police/supervisory experience.
Nice guys who appear to mean well don't always cut the mustard.

Anonymous said...

We need to show them the real dart and how we feel about him! CPD did it why can't we?

Good to see "Big Balls" is back. You first!

And that Rabbi Moshe with a car shit cracks me up. So you're saying if he didn't have a County car-he wouldn't come see you at the hospital?
Does that guy have a great scam going on or what?!?
You think he uses the car only for hospital trips?
Police Officers are driving around in shitboxes while the Rabbi gets a car??

Anonymous said...

Great point, lets put wright and jackson on different shifts. We can start then on nights for a month, then move them to afternoons, then to days, then back to nights. Not only is this terrible for your health is wrong to treat anyone like that. Do you have any sympathy for your once fellow coworkers???? It's very simple, you bid the building one time and then leave everyone alone. You had the building rebided. Why are we being punished you coulnd't get it right the first time????????????

Anonymous said...

JK, a great candidate for what? He is a nice guy. What the hell he has never done any police work.

His wife is so nice & happy. Why not... she was about to be fired or disciplined for using LEADS materials illegally. She now is paid much more than she is ever worth.

We would all be happy if life was so good to us.

Get some facts before you form opinions on who should be in what spot! It is needing much more than "he's a nice guy". And she is "trouble", period. She will never be accused of being nice, ever...

Anonymous said...

I just had one question for manhands. How would you like to be put on days, then bumped to midnights, then bumped back to afternoons. lets change you fucking schedual everyfucking week and see how you like it MANHANDS

Thats the problem! People like her, bagpipe, and dana have been given on cush spot after another their whole careers. They have used their clout to steamroll more qualified people for the job. As as i know, at least two of them have never even put on gloves to search a prisoner. Dana has 10 years on the job and she is running Court Services. I personally like her, but she is not qualified for that position.. Who are picking these people.. Did dart pull names out of a hat..

Anonymous said...

KINANNE AND BEAVERS said...

Miss us yet!

Whats ironic is when we use to say, "if they would only promote within the dept and stop bringing over these ex-chicago cops" Remember everyone use to say that. BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!! Who would of ever thought we would be wishing beavers was back. I know Kevin and Kelly, at one time respected them. I really thought they would improve this Deptartment dramatically. They have really been a total disaster. I know many of these policies where dart and not them. But at least i thought when the shit hit the fan, they would back their officers. They even failed in that respect.

Anonymous said...

Okay Court Deps,I hope EVERYONE is ready to bid. Looks like the union forgot to fill us in about this one, even though they must have been given notice! Let's see if the D6, "Constant complainers", or the D2, "Lets grieve something", or the CCB, "They made me bid" Deputies step up and bid out. If its sooooo bad, here's your chance to go somewhere else. Any takers? I don't think so. Let the games begin!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I know of one deputy who was recently put in deputy jail from Markham. Who is the 2nd? GV is the only one I know of.....and yes it is 100% that the building will be re-bid in about 7 weeks. THIS IS NOT A RUMOR. I just want to know how they will do it. So, people who work the 8 hour shifts will all have weekends off? And anyone who works the 10 hour shift will have at least one weekend day off? I hope so! Is that how ther are doing it at 26th street? It won't affect too many people negatively at all if you think about it.

Anonymous said...

County Guy,

Have you been captured???

Time for a new Post...

Anonymous said...

OFFICIAL

Annouced Roll Call

County wide bid for ALL

Does this mean Kevin's Child Support Division is OPEN???????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

Must be great to have a benefit for a lie illness then go out and buy a new car, way to lead by example sarge

Anonymous said...

Breaking news that has been kept on the down low prisoner escapes from Cook County Bootcamp. How come not on the news Peterson. Oh thats right one of the local station is doing a story about bootcamp with TV Tom today. Another black eye for the dept.

Anonymous said...

where at roll call was a county wide bid announced? Also,who announced it?

Anonymous said...

So, people who work the 8 hour shifts will all have weekends off? And anyone who works the 10 hour shift will have at least one weekend day off? I hope so! Is that how ther are doing it at 26th street? It won't affect too many people negatively at all if you think about it.

You are correct. At 26th street, a majority of the 10 hour people have 1 weekend day off. There are 4 who have 3 weekday days off. The 8 hour people are Monday through Friday.

DANA,KELLY,KEVIN HAVE FOUND RELIGION said...

Chief Nolan Tells Deputies At Roll Call County Wide Bid!!

Isn't it ironic that wright and connolly want everything to be fair now. But they never had to bid for a spot. They were given one sheriff's move after another and sent wherever they wished. Dana spent 7 LONG months in a court house of her 10 year career. Connolly was given one move after another. But now they are all about fairness.. FUCK THEM..

And kevin, you better put everything up for bid or the lawsuits are going to be fying. Since your all about fairness now, im sure you and kelley will put your friends spots up for bid


That Includes

Child Support
CIU
Academy
All B.S street units

Anonymous said...

You think he uses the car only for hospital trips?
Police Officers are driving around in shitboxes while the Rabbi gets a car??

ALL THE CHAPLAINS HAVE CARS!!

Anonymous said...

You guys ready for this one.

When you bid you better make sure you put down something you can get. Cause they give you only three bid spots on the sheet, and if you are unsuccessfull they put you wherever they want. A close source says Dana and kevin decided this to make the bids go quicker.. Also we are not protected in the contract from them doing this.

Anonymous said...

where at roll call was a county wide bid announced? Also,who announced it?

Nolan, Daley center

Anonymous said...

Retired Chief:

The story most people dont know about KJ.
When she was a chief, Beavers wanted to demote her to lt. Sheahan saved her in his last few months in office. Beavers knew she was a goof and wanted to get rid of her. Of course mike being the nice guy again, helped her. What does Dart do with her, you ask?
He promotes her second in command..

Anonymous said...

Retired Chief:

Whats this article in the paper about Dart's vow of poverty. Does he not have a half-million dollar house in the beverly area?

Sheriff Tom Dart says he's not in government for the money

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart — who is angling toward a run for mayor after he is re-elected in six weeks — told an audience of female supporters Monday that unlike some politicians, he's not in government for the money.

He did not mention any of his potential rivals for mayor by name.

“There are too many people that gravitate toward politics that are in it for the EGO; quite a few of them are in it for the money,” Dart said.

Dart said he proved his father right.

“I made no money,” Dart said. “There were quite a few attorneys when I was down there in Springfield, who were legislators. I was one of two or three who did not practice law. My sole income was out of the Legislature, a whopping 30-some thousand a year. [I had a] 700-square-foot house and a dog, and I was happy.”

His father referred to him as “My son who lives in abject poverty” but Dart said, “If you're serious about politics, you're serious about government, you can't be in it to try to make money

Anonymous said...

You really think Kevin is going to put up his baby, Child Support for bid. If he bids child support, he will need security at his family parties..

Anonymous said...

what do we need a chaplin for?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You guys ready for this one.

When you bid you better make sure you put down something you can get. Cause they give you only three bid spots on the sheet, and if you are unsuccessfull they put you wherever they want. A close source says Dana and kevin decided this to make the bids go quicker.. Also we are not protected in the contract from them doing this.
September 21, 2010 5:52 AM

Actually the contract offers protection related to job posting and transfers. Please refer to Section 15 of the Collective Bargaining Agreement. If you require a copy of the contract please contact your Teamster Local 700 Steward. They will help you.

Anonymous said...

I suffer from "Shift-Work Disorder!!!"

Awesome!

Anonymous said...

Return to Owner?

Sounds like a good idea:

Authorities this past weekend arrested 249 people, took 24 parolees into custody and seized 22 guns as part of a joint law enforcement crackdown that Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis said would send a clear message to criminals.

The sweeps were the third leg of "Operation Return To Owner," a plan that saturates high-crime areas with law enforcement and city inspection teams aimed at targeting criminals, along with the derelict businesses and slums that attracts them. The suppression strategy aims at lowering violence by putting a finer law enforcement focus on areas plagued by gang violence and drugs.

Wait a second....a "joint operation?" Who with?

The police's gang enforcement, tactical officers and rapid response and gun teams were joined by officers from Illinois State police, sheriff's, state's attorney's offices, as well as state corrections and U.S. Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
And whom are we returning the streets to? Squanto? The only message we're seeing is that Chicago Police can't follow up on any meaningful crackdowns without a massive infusion of officers from any number of outside agencies. Same thing for the Buildings and Licensing divisions of Chicago.

Labels: we got nothing

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Anonymous said...

ATTN : Court Deputies

Don't be surprised that when the dust settles from your county wide bid that the vacant spots that are left open go up for bid to the Officers at the Jail. This has been in the works for over 6 months between the Teamsters and the Sheriff.....

BIANCHINI said...

I suffer from "Shift-Work Disorder!!!"

The only one who will be suffering from that when dart leaves is Connolly and jackson!!! Get your white shirts cleaned.. I know a good chinese drycleaner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

I suffer from "Shift-Work Disorder!!!"

Awesome!

I agree some on here are crybabies. However, going from shift to shift is very bad for your health. Only those who have done it understand.

Study
45% percent of workers are unable to tolerate shift work. Daily physiologic variations termed circadian rhythms are interactive and require a high degree of phase relationship to produce subjective feelings of wellbeing. Disturbance of these activities, circadian desynchronization, whether from passage over time zones or from shift rotation, results in health effects such as disturbance of the quantity and quality of sleep, disturbance of gastrointestinal and other organ system activities, and aggravation of diseases such as diabetes mellitus, epilepsy and thyrotoxicosis. Worker selection can reduce the number of health problems resulting from shift work. The periodic examination of shift workers is recommended.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suffer from "Shift-Work Disorder!!!"

Awesome!

I agree some on here are crybabies. However, going from shift to shift is very bad for your health. Only those who have done it understand.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shift work is terrible. I spent a few years in Patrom working our old rotating shift.

28 days on days, 28 days on afternoons & 28 days on midnights. On changes of shift you would double back and work 2 shifts.

The schedule was 6 on 2 of (4 times) & 5 on 3 off (2 times).

You would select your furloughs at the start of the year. A full furlough & a baby furlough. There was no such thing as overtime pay so you would get time off. Most guys took a 2-4 week furlough & a baby furlough of 1-2 weeks.

Things have changed somewhat for the better, however, some of the changes have not been as good.

God knows how much that type of schedule hurt us, but we were all young & had lots of fun at work, unlike today.

Anonymous said...

I'd wager a paycheck that Child Support isn't included in this upcoming bid. I'd bed a grand that Warrants/Levy/Evictions won't be open for bid. The training academy isn't a bid spot and you'd know that if you weren't too lazy to read through your contract. CIU isn't even as old as our contract and is exempt anyway though the people over there with their fancy "Investigator" stars didn't have to take a leave the way these spots traditionally call for like being a DCSI investigator for their fugitive unit. If you take a moment to look over the seniority list by unit you may notice that CIU are just detailed to the Chief Deputy's office. Just where was the application proceess to be a DCSI fugitive investigator or detailed to that Social Security task force anyway? At least they didn't pretend that a move to Child Support was anything other than it was as all those people were put there by Sheriff's move which is covered by the contract so the department could do favors for the chosen ones.

I suppose I'd also entertain 100 dollar bets that no spots in Civil Process or SWAP open up.

Anonymous said...

I almost forgot about the Merit Board or Fugitive Warrants transport which are also no bid spots per the contract.

Anonymous said...

Hey kevin, are you going to put everything up for bid or are you going to let the lawsuits start flying. Since your all about fairness now, im sure you and kelley will put your friends spots up for bid.......and stop screwing with people.

Could this be due to people starting to find out who "helped"get you promoted???????

Just asking!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What make JK such a good officer? What has he done - really what has he done? Does he have many awards for his courage on the streets What? Am I missing something? Check out the real street officers with the most awards, arrests, letters from civilians FOR his acts of kindness or saving a life WHAT? There are many officers with many years of service as well as awards for police work. Really JK what is it that you are being awarded for (POLITICAL CONNECTIONS) saving Mary from being fired. Remind us all what it is that makes you so special- stick up for yourself EXPLAIN.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What make JK such a good officer? What has he done - really what has he done? Does he have many awards for his courage on the streets What? Am I missing something? Check out the real street officers with the most awards, arrests, letters from civilians FOR his acts of kindness or saving a life WHAT? There are many officers with many years of service as well as awards for police work. Really JK what is it that you are being awarded for (POLITICAL CONNECTIONS) saving Mary from being fired. Remind us all what it is that makes you so special- stick up for yourself EXPLAIN.

September 21, 2010 8:51 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Many officers present & past accomplished more in a day or a little more than JK did so far in his entire career. Politics will be and that is the reason he is where he is as well as many others.

Dinners with DART don't hurt. It got JK his promotions and saved his wifes job.

Anonymous said...

What make JK such a good Officer?.....


------------------------------------

What makes you such a great Officer? Who are you to question anyone? Do you question the whiney little girl looking directly back at you in the mirror?

Ok Dude, We get it. You don’t like JK. Get some therapy, have a drink and give it up. Stop watching reruns of Robocop and Steven Segal fantasy flicks. Its getting old......real old.

OK EVERYONE...LISTEN UP. This poster does not like JK.

Obviously he has many many awards and has courage that Ben Hur would be jealous of. This poster should run the Police Department.

Sir, please tell us whom you are so we can march to the 7th floor and demand you take over...... post haste.

To be honest, I bet your whiney little ass has gone to him to get something done that your not capable of doing and it hut your pride caue he helped you out, OR he couldn’t help you because you are a SLUG and chronic complainer and about as marketable as a used tampon. (I bet it’s the latter)

So do us all a favor, change the subject. This one is old.

If there is any debate that you may have, feel free to name the place to meet and a time and we will sit down and have a cup of coffee and discuss this like adults. Well, Ill have the coffee, and we will get you some xanax.

By the way,
Have a great day 

Jay G

Anonymous said...

Is "Chronic Complaining" in the curriculum for the Court Services Academy?

How’s that Court Services CO to PO program workin?

Guess that “CHP” thing went by the wayside since Daley’s Olympics aint commin……………..classic!

CHP = Court House Police

"But we're all one Department"

BBWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Anonymous said...

Are they really bidding the county. why was Chief nolan only chief to announce it. If they
are why not just tell everyone. Whats the big secret.

Anonymous said...

Jay G

A.K.A. Bob T.

Anonymous said...

Attention Attention morons, they are NOT bidding spots people currently hold. If there are vacant spots in w/l/e or child support or civil process then yes you can bid there. You can't take someones spot. Are you that clueless or haven't you read our contract?? As far as the jail filling spots, we need all the help we can get.

Anonymous said...

chief NOLAN makes me want to HURL

Anonymous said...

HEY BIG STUPID EROM CIU HAVE YOU BURNED ANY BIBLES ON THE BRIDGE LATELY?

Anonymous said...

Jay G

A.K.A. Bob T.


HAHAHAHA-you nailed it!

"T" as in "T"he guy who has the gall to carry a "Police Officer" Star...
Bruce L. (think about this for a second, please) is more of a stand-up guy that you will never catch under a desk, will never Rat you out, certainly has more ballz, never whines or cries, and has more street experience in uniform, street clothes or undercover!

C'Mon County Guy-start a new thread!

Anonymous said...

Ok Kj a kc we know you read the blog. Is it true about the bids?

Shaggy said...

Easy on the "Bob T" rips! He was no fireball but he always had my back on the barfight calls and domestics. Don't be so jealous cause he has a desk job. He does a lot of shit for a lot of non-connected guys. If you want off mids or whatever your beef is, go to some unit where no one can hear you cry. Some of you bitch when others work too hard or don't work up to your professional measuring standards! Pick one, you can't have it both ways supercop!
--Shaggy

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Kj a kc we know you read the blog. Is it true about the bids?

September 22, 2010 7:35 PM

Or do they have bigger issues on their minds right now?

Anonymous said...

Must be great to have a benefit for a lie illness then go out and buy a new car, way to lead by example sarge


WOW thats bad!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jay G is not Bob "T"

I am Jay G. And my offer still stands to debate this over coffee. Ill even buy. Now I know that a disgruntled copper like you cant pass up a freebee like this.

Cmon tough guy. What ya got to loose..........an argument?

We can even do it while your supposed to be "on patrol". Its not like your doing anything anyway. Your the type of guy that probably puts forth more effort dodging work than if you were just to get it over with.

Geeze.....get some therapy.

AT least take your xanax with some scotch.

Jay G

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