09 November 2010

Business as usual

131 comments:

someone who knows said...

I wouldn't worry about promotions. There won't be any.

Um, we have bigger problems that have to be dealt with by cooler heads and not generate a bunch of hate and bashing on the blog!

The County board told the sheriff to cut 10% from the budget. It wont come from the jail as it cant. The Duran decree will see to this.

So 10% plus what would have come out of the jail nets more like 15-17% to Courts, DCSI and Police.

I can see 35-70 cops and probably as many deputies going.

No, the Chief Judge will not be able to successfully stand in the way of a courthouse closing. He can pound his chest all he wants, but if the Sheriff defunds a facility in a 1-2-3 punch with the ASA's and PD's I can see a facility closing. My money is on Skokie now. They'll tell the north suburbs either fund it yourself or drive to Rolling Meadows!

This might be increased depending on how they take the 8 1/2% that the arbitrator ruled for. This is real money.

Look at Naperville, a wealthy town with great assets and a desire for top policing. The union came back with a big raise and the village manager told them we can't do it. The union said nuts to them, so they laid off 5 or 6 cops!

Franklin Park didnt get home rule, so they will can 3-4 cops. Aurora told their people take 10% or we will let out some blood too.

I thought I would never see the day when PD's and FD's would need to lay off people. The citizens dont seem to care either. They figure heck, if I am out of work, screw the cops too!

See the trend here guys? Get a big raise and the municipality lops off more personnel than it will require to deliver the raise to the employees. Municipalities as a rule hate their PD's and FD's and this is a way to rein in their employee counts. Say what you want, but most PD's and Firehouses are overstaffed anyways. This is their golden opportunity to make this right in their eyes.

There are bosses within the PD that feel that they are overstaffed compared to the early 80's and we have less area, no SAO detail, no auto theft, and no contracts with Burbank or P Heights (who by the way laid off 6 guys last week).

I see it coming to a county near you real soon! This arbitration may hurt more cops and deputies than we could have imagined. I hate to sound like I am an advocate for the administration (which i assure you I am not!) We may need to look at toning down wage increases for the 5 or so years that it will take to un-screw this economy. Start looking at work rules and job security language and depowering OPR a bit as they have outgrown their britches. They need wage concessions? Fine. But we get some work rules and stuff that we need to make our jobs a bit more comfortable.
--From someone who knows.

The County Guy said...

Eight times?

Anonymous said...

okay Maywood,what's up with the Skokie rumor. I always thought the country club courts were the exception to the rule. What gives?


Funny you should mention Skokie...noticed a Sheriff's POLICE marked car by a gas station (NOT at the gas pumps!) close to the Skokie Court House today. Saw this Barny Fyfe looking Deputy in blue strutting around the premise, BS'ing with the stations worker while his arm was resting on his gun!
What a crime-fighter-Cracked me up!!

Anonymous said...

The County board told the sheriff to cut 10% from the budget. It wont come from the jail as it cant. The Duran decree will see to this.

So 10% plus what would have come out of the jail nets more like 15-17% to Courts, DCSI and Police.

I can see 35-70 cops and probably as many deputies going.

Try about 200 cops.

Anonymous said...

The countys broke. Then How did fluffy create three new chiefs of staff at 125k a year? And i thought daddy burke was going to make sure little eddie got one of those spots. What happened. Is tommy fluff not playing ball?

Intervention For Fluffy? said...

I hear fluffy has fallen into a deep depression since his announcement. He doesn't shave, refuses to wear a suit and tie and looks very down. We are worried about you fluffy. Even though we razz you on here we want a happy fluffer to make fun of. Its kinda like the bagpiper, its no fun to rip him anymore when he is down and out. Cheer up Fluffy! Things will get better.

Anonymous said...

Cook County deputy accidentally shoots man:

A 30-year-old man was accidentally shot by a Cook County Sheriff's deputy this afternoon at a Logan Square residence, police said.

Emergency crews were called to the 2500 block of North Spaulding Avenue after the man was shot about 1:40 p.m., said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Daniel O'Brien. The man was shot in the leg, apparently accidentally, by the Sheriff's deputy, O'Brien said.

The shooting victim was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center in good-to-fair condition, said Chicago Fire Department spokesman Richard Rosado. The man was listed in good condition this afternoon, O'Brien said.

Anonymous said...

The countys broke. Then How did fluffy create three new chiefs of staff at 125k a year?

And all the other attorneys running around playing police at over $100K. Get rid of them guys and people who are there for the long hull have a job!!

Anonymous said...

dont forget the guys at the forest preserve polive need a landing spot when they get thrown out rumor has it the boys RW and JP were working very hard helping fluffy get re-elected and getting his petitions signed for his ill fated run for mayor keep your eyes peeled in the hallways boys and girls

Anonymous said...

Great picture County Guy, except for the uniforms it really reminds me of the folks around here

Anonymous said...

That was a DWJS officer that accidentally shot someone. In a seperate incident a different DCSI unit got into a shoot out this week as well.

Anonymous said...

Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes. You fucking retarded crazy ass tool. For once, I might root for OPR.
To the deputy....Sue him, the county and be rich

Anonymous said...

Excuse me sir, Is this the waffel house?

http://triblocal.com/schaumburg/2010/11/10/village-nixes-demolishing-wuerffel-house/

Scofield said...

A salute to the lost this Veteran's Day and to those still forward, Semper Fi!

Anonymous said...

Long Hull? Are we getting boats county Guy? Or maybe the golden jet is going to be a D/C

Anonymous said...

Some deputies are not too thrilled with the new sgt. at 26th street. The sgt. likes to come to the courtroom and see how and what the deputies are doing more than one time a day. Other sgts. call for the numbers and ask what is going on.Some sgts. maybe show up once the whole entire day. How else are we gonna say our courtroom is still going when it isn't so we don't get reassigned?

Anonymous said...

Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes.

Better not let tommy fluff hear about this. That sgt will be promoed to lt. Fluffy loves when his officers get beat on. Where you at least able to charge the offender. Or did fluff order you not too.

Anonymous said...

Police: Woman threatened cop with sex toy

A northwest suburban woman is charged with allegedly threatening an officer with what police called a "rigid female pleasure device."

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes. You fucking retarded crazy ass tool. For once, I might root for OPR.
To the deputy....Sue him, the county and be rich

November 10, 2010 5:40 PM

That didn't take long.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know the results of the vote for
County wide bids?

Anonymous said...

"Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes. You fucking retarded crazy ass tool. For once, I might root for OPR.
To the deputy....Sue him, the county and be rich"

tuVwxyz
Don't be so jealous, you silly bitch.

Anonymous said...

3-1 for NO county-wide bid in courts.

Anonymous said...

Countywide Bidding has not been approved by Deputy Sheriffs

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes. You fucking retarded crazy ass tool. For once, I might root for OPR.
To the deputy....Sue him, the county and be rich

November 10, 2010 5:40 PM

Not a problem as there was NO OVERTIME.

Anonymous said...

Countywide Bidding has not been approved by Deputy Sheriffs
That is very disappointing. When did the vote take place? At CCB, it was kept a big secret. If your rdo fell on voting day, you were out of luck. Did any other facilities have that problem of secret voting?

Anonymous said...

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/2883994,gurnee-cop-threatened-sex-toy-111010.article
Something to think about when you complain about your job.

Anonymous said...

Countywide Bidding has not been approved by Deputy Sheriffs
That is very disappointing. When did the vote take place? At CCB, it was kept a big secret. If your rdo fell on voting day, you were out of luck

Yeah they kept it a big secret cause the vote was so close. At one point the vote was 480 no and 64 yes. I guess it was a big conspiracy to just keep you from voting. Mabey they thought you were going to vote 600 times, which would of resulted with you still losing by a couple of votes. The fact is the county wide bidding vote was defeated by more than a 6/1 margin. Not go back to your 4/10's where you were claim you were tricked into bidding for that!

Anonymous said...

That is very disappointing. When did the vote take place? At CCB, it was kept a big secret. If your rdo fell on voting day, you were out of luck. Did any other facilities have that problem of secret voting?

I heard a 85year old deputy was beaten and made to vote NO. He came into the office sitting in his wheelchair to vote when the vicous attack took place. All the poor old guy wanted was to bid to warrants.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!This suck ass newly made sgt J.A. is exactly what the County wants working for them!What a p.o.s.! I hope to all living hell this Deputy sues the shit out of the County. This is a perfect example of a person afraid of loosing his strips to a beef from an inmate that he put his own deputy in danger! I hope the Deputies working for this ass pirate all put paper on him. I can promise you this! The so called "qualified" Waste of space chiefs are proud of sgt.mangina!

Anonymous said...

I can see 35-70 cops and probably as many deputies going.

Try about 200 cops.

November 9, 2010 11:28 PM

No try about 3 cops and 197 politically connected slugs!

Anonymous said...

Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes. You fucking retarded crazy ass tool. For once, I might root for OPR.
To the deputy....Sue him, the county and be rich


So this is the best that Court Services has to offer? The rigorous Shakman testing process found this guy to be the most qualified candidate.

I fully expect this to be the first of many, many screw ups.

What a fucking joke.

Shakman my ass.

Anonymous said...

Results of the county wide bids,What did u expect? Do u think all those lazy p.o.s. clout deputies would give up their juice spots ? Screw the results and have the bid! Since when do they even ask for a vote? F_ _ k those juice babies!

Anonymous said...

Just stay at Juvie and shut your trap your such a screw up be lucky you have a job still!

Anonymous said...

Wow, a recently promoted Sgt. at 26th St. Puts his hands on a female deputy during an argument with a prisoner and she is defenseless then gets kicked by the scumbag. Hey J.A., yeah your the best for those stripes.

So this is the best that Court Services has to offer? The rigorous Shakman testing process found this guy to be the most qualified candidate.

DONT YOU GUYS GET IT, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DOUCHEBAG, TOMMY FLUFFER WANTS. ASK AUTO POUND MCGWIRE HOW FLUFFER STUCK IT UP HIS ASS. SHACKMAN IS WATCHING YOU!! WHY DOESN'T SHACKMAN CARE THAT THE PUSSY RUNNING THIS DEPT MAKING 124K A YEAR IS FLUFFERS BUTT BOY. SORRY BRIAN! WAY TO THROW PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS WHO WERE TRYING TO HELP FLUFFER. TAKE SHACKMAN A SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Anonymous said...

Results of the county wide bids,What did u expect? Do u think all those lazy p.o.s. clout deputies would give up their juice spots ? Screw the results and have the bid! Since when do they even ask for a vote? F_ _ k those juice babies!

BACK TO THE COURT ROOM CRYBABY. "ALL RISE"

Anonymous said...

"So this is the best that Court Services has to offer? The rigorous Shakman testing process found this guy to be the most qualified candidate.

I fully expect this to be the first of many, many screw ups.

What a fucking joke."

Cry Baby,
Call your clout and get a bump up you jealous little bitch.

Thats Right, you did that already. Not only did your attempt fail, but your "friend" caught some days.

Don't be mad that you didn't make it this time.

Shackman will be leaving soon. You can clout call all the way to chief.

Hopefully when you do, your people wont lie to OPR about all your Skeletons.
I know I wont.
I might be persuaded to tell the whole truth however.

If you cant pass the muster.

Shut your fucking mouth ASSCLOWN

PS: Stop getting your facts third hand from some jagoff who drools all over himself and can barely wipe his own ass.

Anonymous said...

J,A. WAS ALWAYS SCARED OF HIS OWN SHADOW.HE IS TRULY A WIMP.HE HAS NO BUSINESS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT.SUE HIM.

Sherwood said...

Come on guys use your heads on this one. Notifying the union was a courtesy and if they still want to put out a bid they will regardless of what we voted. What you should be worried about is when the lay off’s come and they use all of the zero days that you have been taking to get rid of your dog ass.

Shackman Is Watching You said...

DONT YOU GUYS GET IT, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DOUCHEBAG, TOMMY FLUFFER WANTS. ASK AUTO POUND MCGWIRE HOW FLUFFER STUCK IT UP HIS ASS

Is that the same guy who got rid of all sheehans people at the pound and got into good graces with the fluff man. Speaking of, how is your relationship with the fluff man now? Now you know how feels to get steamrolled by fluffy. And all you were trying to do was be a good trooper by helping the fluff man. You should know by now tommy is a little biatch who would sell out his own family if it benefited him. But you know what, i dont feel sorry for you, you sold sheehan's people out and got into bed with the fluff man. Whatever happens you deserve.

Anonymous said...

FROM SCC:

Anonymous said...
Who was the chicago cop,who works at city hall driving miss daisy tony precwincle around election night? the copper telling the county guys who work as bodyguards "i gots this boys,when my girl is in<I be retiring from cpd,and gettin on the county payroll as her driver"! Thought Toni precwinkle was for honest government lol! Guess Cpd Greg M cannot keep his mouth shut!

11/12/2010 08:13:00 AM

Anonymous said...

Just to give exeryone an idea how big of a j-off fluffy is. A group of sheriff workers who were given marching orders to get petitons and get the word out for people to attend fluffs ralley for his run for may**. They were given this order by a high ranking member of this dept who was telling then fluffy was for sure running . What does the fluff man allegedly do when he finds out. He somehow figures this could be a shack*** violation and throws all the employees who were trying to help him under the bus. He allegedly opens an internal investigation with OP*. And now all these guys who were trying to help him run are allegedly under investigation. Could you imagine trying to help the guy out and now you are under investigation

COURTESY OF 19TH WARD BLOG

Anonymous said...

Could you imagine trying to help the guy out and now you are under investigation

With friends like fluff boy who needs enemies

Anonymous said...

COURTESY OF 19TH WARD BLOG

November 12, 2010 8:03 PM

according to Micheal Sneed of the Sun-Times someone in the sheriff's office was caught handing out fliers to a rally and fluffer got worried about violating Shackman

COURTESY OF 19TH WARD BLOG

Anonymous said...

You people are so stupid. First off supt of chicago is not any bigger than sheriff. Second off tommy fluff is itching to get out of here. why would he want to be the supt. That is the worst job in the world.

True but it pays better

Anonymous said...

HARD-HIT
Some suburbs with police layoffs in recent years:
Barrington
Calumet City
Downers Grove
Fox Lake
Highwood
Hinsdale
Hoffman Estates
Lake in the Hills
Lakemoor
Mundelein
Naperville
Park Ridge
River Forest
Wauconda
Worth

Start checking you're seniority. Please feel free to respond with:

IT WON'T HAPPEN HERE
MY CLOUT SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT
I TALKED TO THE ALDERMAN
MY DADDY TALKED TO THE ALDERMAN
I'M A COMMANDER,THEY CAN'T LAY ME OFF
I'M A SERGEANT WITH 4 YEARS ON THE JOB,THE LAY-OFFS WON'T EFFECT ME
THE CHIEF SAID I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

JUST SAYIN

Anonymous said...

No try about 3 cops and 197 politically connected slugs!

That is a really good one!

Anonymous said...

FROM SCC:

Anonymous said...
Who was the chicago cop,who works at city hall driving miss daisy tony precwincle around election night? the copper telling the county guys who work as bodyguards "i gots this boys,when my girl is in<I be retiring from cpd,and gettin on the county payroll as her driver"! Thought Toni precwinkle was for honest government lol! Guess Cpd Greg M cannot keep his mouth shut!

11/12/2010 08:13:00 AM

Sounds a little like Mike Brady formally of CPD who drove Sheehan around for 16 years.

Anonymous said...

Let's check on a daily basis the Tribune, Suntimes, as well as 2,5,7,9 & 32 to hear what the members of CCSPD hasn't done to keep major crime down and keep the Fluffer out of the news spotlight.

Anonymous said...

JA IS A FUCKING COWARD.I WOULD REFUSE TO WORK WITH THIS SPINELESS POS.LAY MONEY THEY DIDNT CHARGE THIS SCUM.OPR FIRE THIS COWARD.

Anonymous said...

To all you asshole supervisors that constantly get on the radio and say call the locals. What do you think they are gonna say when the county wants them to take over for us. Might as well, we answer half of their calls anyway. Maybe the bosses will finally wake the fuck up and staff patrol properly.

Anonymous said...

T.D is without a doubt the biggest self-serving POS i have ever seen in politics. What he did to those guys who were only trying to help his campaign was unconscionable. If he is willing to that to people on his team, could you imagine what he would do to us.

Anonymous said...

T.D is without a doubt the biggest self-serving POS i have ever seen in politics. What he did to those guys who were only trying to help his campaign was unconscionable. If he is willing to that to people on his team, could you imagine what he would do to us.

People should remember this the next time he decides to run for something or pretend he's running to scam donors.

Anonymous said...

according to Micheal Sneed of the Sun-Times someone in the sheriff's office was caught handing out fliers to a rally and fluffer got worried about violating Shackman

I was curious to what that was all about when i read that in the paper. Typical T.D move, get it in the media to take liability from himself. And fuck the guys who were working for him. What a jerk he is. But when your a narcissist, its all about you!

Anonymous said...

Start checking you're seniority. Please feel free to respond with:

IT WON'T HAPPEN HERE
MY CLOUT SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT
I TALKED TO THE ALDERMAN
MY DADDY TALKED TO THE ALDERMAN
I'M A COMMANDER,THEY CAN'T LAY ME OFF
I'M A SERGEANT WITH 4 YEARS ON THE JOB,THE LAY-OFFS WON'T EFFECT ME
THE CHIEF SAID I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

JUST SAYIN

November 13, 2010 10:14 AM

and just wait til they start cutting the pensions down to size.

Anonymous said...

Why don't some other districts / chiefs wake up and start closing down some of their facilities earlier and putting more Deputies on duty when there is actually something to do. At least try to lessen the chance of someone getting hurt because there are not enough Deputies. We spend so many man-hours at my facility playing doorman after 6 pm, it's a joke!

Anonymous said...

Here's where I have to call bullshit on you guys. The Sneed article stated that someone from Darts office was passing flyers around advertising the event while they were at work. If they were on the clock doing that then they're fucking stupid and knew full well that Dart would have a bitch-fit if he found out. An OPR investigation is a bit excessive if there actually was one. But by this point they should have known better than to get involved with Dart. They especially should have known better than to pass flyers for his gig to county employees on county time.

Anonymous said...

Can someone clarify the details of the "penis touching incident"? The one that lead to a certain recently promoted sergeant, we'll call him "Joe", and a couple of others being de-depped for about a year? I'm just not sure I'm getting the full story.

Thanks in advance.

Scofield said...

This is just what we need. Hireback checks signed by The Empress............

http://www.southtownstar.com/news/mcqueary/2890522,111410mcqueary.article

Anonymous said...

At least try to lessen the chance of someone getting hurt because there are not enough Deputies. We spend so many man-hours at my facility playing doorman after 6 pm, it's a joke!

Get hurt? Get HURT?!?
What-getting a finger caught in the door???
What other perils do you see coming forth or upon you??
LMAO!

Shackmanfluffygate said...

Let The investigation into Shackmanfluffygate begin. We kindly ask OPR to give us updates on the blog!

The Sneed article stated that someone from Darts office was passing flyers around advertising the event while they were at work

Our investigation has led us to the belief That TD new all about this. And it was not untill a whistleblower exposed this is when he fed his guys to the wolves at the pound.

Woodward and Bernstein

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Joe is not a happy camper!.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/2892860,arizonia-marijuana-medical-111410.article

Anonymous said...

Hey Dart, Cuba just released 13 political prisoners why don't you release 13 of your political prisoners!.

Anonymous said...

Can someone clarify the details of the "penis touching incident"? The one that lead to a certain recently promoted sergeant, we'll call him "Joe", and a couple of others being de-depped for about a year? I'm just not sure I'm getting the full story

maybe u should ask the midget ballpiper ass kisser J.B. from night warrants. he knows all about dick because he is one!

Anonymous said...

Your joking right; Supt of CPD =
3rd largest POLICE dept in the country, 13,000 POLICE officers. CCSPD = 450 men, women and children.Your entire Dept is the size of 1 CPD District, there's 25 CPD Districts. Don't say your jail and court people are the police, becouse all you ever do on this blog is say they arn't the police.

Anonymous said...

maybe u should ask the midget ballpiper ass kisser J.B. from night warrants. he knows all about dick because he is one!






you are a fucking coward where is your name.why post anonymous,because your afraid of JB.........PM

Anonymous said...

Your joking right; Supt of CPD =
3rd largest POLICE dept in the country, 13,000 POLICE officers. CCSPD = 450 men, women and children

First off jackass, Supt of CPD is at the mercy of the mayor who can fire you at any time. Weiss will be gone in few months while dart will still have his job. plus the last time i checked the sheriffs dept has over 9000 employees. Also with sheriffs police new contract they make more than CPD. Sorry, Mr Cpd, the truth hurts.

Anonymous said...

To Sk 3rd watch, "Boozers are losers!"

Anonymous said...

Your joking right; Supt of CPD =
3rd largest POLICE dept in the country, 13,000 POLICE officers. CCSPD = 450 men, women and children.Your entire Dept is the size of 1 CPD District, there's 25 CPD Districts. Don't say your jail and court people are the police, becouse all you ever do on this blog is say they arn't the police.

It's no joke.
CCSPD is the 2nd or 3rd largest Department in the STATE-personnel wise, P/O wise. Population wise, the largest primarily because of the what has now been turned into a shithole, called Chicago.
So, remember your 25 Districts are in our-yours and mine-County.
No one says(believes?)jail and court people are the Police simply because they're NOT! If they were that would be reflected not only on their star, ID card but most importantly, their salary.
BTW, isn't CPD way down in personnel from that 13k personnel mark?
And speaking of all the CPD Personnel supposedly getting the boot back to the street where they belong-what do you call them...secretaries??

Anonymous said...

Hey CPD go bitch on your own blog!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think that you guys have the CPD Supt/Dart theory backwards.
Watch for Jodie to come over here in some ranking position.
God Help Us!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Schackmangate

Where are the dart defenders on this one. Are you finally starting to realize your boy is no good. The guys who were trying to help him on his phantom mayor run found out the hard way! People get on here trying to shame him, whether its funerals or guys who were targeted unfairly by OPR. Guess what, you cant shame the man. If he is willing to go after people on his own campaign, do you really think you can make him feel bad about the guys who targeted by opr. Everyone has to be very carefull for the next few years untill we can get this idiot out of here.

Anonymous said...

...Watch for Jodie to come over here in some ranking position.
God Help Us!!!!!

Jodie-WTF kind of name is that anyway?!?
Only person I've known with that name was a female cheerleader back in High School.

Anonymous said...

No one says(believes?)jail and court people are the Police simply because they're NOT! If they were that would be reflected not only on their star, ID card but most importantly, their salary.

Courts and jail make more arrest then ccsp. C.P.D.are the real police. so ccsp stop kidding yourself just because you your badge , i.d. say police you are far from the real police! So just do what you do best hang out in gas stations and hide out. You are the joke of the state.

p.s you pay is not that much more then most, people in the jail are making more then you.

Anonymous said...

And speaking of all the CPD Personnel supposedly getting the boot back to the street where they belong-what do you call them...secretaries??

is that that best you can do ccsp?
When the Real Police talk bad about you pee yourselves because you know they're right! You couldn't handle working in the Big Bad City thats why you had your daddy get your lazyass that job.

Anonymous said...

Also with sheriffs police new contract they make more than CPD.


thats if you don't get layed off first! Sorry mr. ccsp the truth hurts!

Anonymous said...

Having the word "Police" on your star doesn't add inches to your dick.

Anonymous said...

wait for it...
Supt. Weis to head OPR!

Anonymous said...

It's no joke.
CCSPD is the 2nd or 3rd largest Department in the STATE-personnel wise


CCSPD may soon be dropping down a few notches on the largest department list. There is no way around it, lay-offs are coming. And they are going to hit CCSPD the hardest.

For the naysayers, before you get yourselves all worked up and attempt to justify your politically connected clout positions, just think about it. Every year the sheriff (the same one many on this blog claim is the worst sheriff ever) has been able to avoid cutting personnel by making cuts elsewhere. But pretty soon (probably this year) there will not be anything else to cut other than personnel. With the sheriff being given the mandate to cut 10% off of the budget where do you think that is going to come from?

Oh I won't dilute myself by pretending that courts won't take a hit because they will be cutting there as well.

But before you start laughing think about this. If CCSPD cuts you, and there is no room in courts because of cuts, that leaves only two places for you to go.

The jail or the unemployment line.

So I would suggest you stop reveling about how great your precious police department is and how much better you are than courts, corrections, CPD, and everyone else for that matter; and start hoping and wishing that Sheriff Dart (the one that gets torn to shreds on this blog) finds another way to save your fucking jobs.

Anonymous said...

God save Tom Darts Lawyer buddies...

I just hope that Sheriff TV Tommy Dart can save the jobs of dozens of former States Attorneys who are making $100,000.00 + occupying positions in the Sheriffs Police & Sheriffs Department.


Layoff the coppers, but save the lawyers whatever you do.

The Great TommyFluff said...

and start hoping and wishing that Sheriff Dart (the one that gets torn to shreds on this blog) finds another way to save your fucking jobs.

The great sheriff Dart is going to save all our jobs cause he cares so much about us and this dept. How do we know that he cares so much you may ask. Have you not seen him on tv with those puppies. He is such a caring man. How do we know this to be fact. Cause one of his yes men making 120k told you so. Tommy, you are the greatest! We will forgive all the people you fired and all the lives you have ruined. We just needed someone to set the record straight, and tell us how truly wonderfull you are. Just like the guys at the auto pound you filed an op* beef on. They just dont understand your true greatness.

Anonymous said...

Having the word "Police" on your star doesn't add inches to your dick.

(don't tell Sgt Waffle that...)

Anonymous said...

Hey " THE REAL POLICE " are hiring!!!!

Anonymous said...

Shakeman how can you have your wife and niece work for you in the same office?

Anonymous said...

Jodie or Jody, Either way he's coming. Look Out!!!
And I agree, WTF kind of name is that anyway?

Anonymous said...

Shackman your a B$tch!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's no joke.
CCSPD is the 2nd or 3rd largest Department in the STATE-personnel wise


CCSPD may soon be dropping down a few notches on the largest department list. There is no way around it, lay-offs are coming. And they are going to hit CCSPD the hardest.

For the naysayers, before you get yourselves all worked up and attempt to justify your politically connected clout positions, just think about it. Every year the sheriff (the same one many on this blog claim is the worst sheriff ever) has been able to avoid cutting personnel by making cuts elsewhere. But pretty soon (probably this year) there will not be anything else to cut other than personnel. With the sheriff being given the mandate to cut 10% off of the budget where do you think that is going to come from?

Oh I won't dilute myself by pretending that courts won't take a hit because they will be cutting there as well.

But before you start laughing think about this. If CCSPD cuts you, and there is no room in courts because of cuts, that leaves only two places for you to go.

The jail or the unemployment line.

So I would suggest you stop reveling about how great your precious police department is and how much better you are than courts, corrections, CPD, and everyone else for that matter; and start hoping and wishing that Sheriff Dart (the one that gets torn to shreds on this blog) finds another way to save your fucking jobs.

November 16, 2010 1:07 PM
This coming from somebody who either did not have the juice to go to the Sheriff's Police or get promoted as a dep. or Corr. Ofc. Quit your complaining. Go home and get your shine box.

Anonymous said...

Jody or Jodie IS coming, but don't fool yourself by thinking he is taking over OPR. Not nearly enough salary there. Use your heads, he is in line for much more than OPR. At the same time the court jesters better stop, take a deep breath, and realize the jam many, many of you are in with 10% or more cuts. You are forgetting your contract. Do you really think they will cut from the street units that bring in the $$$? Remember, inverse seniority goes hand in hand with job classification. Just like the jail escaping cuts because of the federal mandate, street units very well may not be included in the layoffs, management could just exclude those job classifications. Face it, the Daley Center can run 2 3, 4, or more courtrooms with one Deputy floating in and out. The courties should be very, very worried because you are going to be hit harder than you think!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey CPD go bitch on your own blog!!!!!


I really doubt thats actually someone from the City making the irresponsible and without merit remarks.
But I DO believe it those remarks come from within the Sheriff's Department, probably a disgruntled person whose unhappy where he or she is at.
CCSPD and CPD have always, always had good working relationships and cooperation and that includes thruout the ranks.
I know my experinces with the City P/O's has always been a pleasure.
From an experienced someone who knows...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Having the word "Police" on your star doesn't add inches to your dick.

(don't tell Sgt Waffle that...)

November 16, 2010 5:33 PM

That's just mean.

Anonymous said...

Question:
if I get laid off from the police gig and take a spot in the jail...do i keep the same pay?
realistic answer please.

Anonymous said...

and start hoping and wishing that Sheriff Dart (the one that gets torn to shreds on this blog) finds another way to save your fucking jobs.

Do i have Amnesia or is "the great tommy Dart" and his boys rewriting history?? The last time the were talking layoffs i dont remember Dart at any of the board meetings or show any vocal Opposition to the proposed layoffs. I also remember 28k a year sheriffs custodians laid off while the great tom dart was hiring more 100k+ lawyers. I guess i dont understand his true greatness either! But i do want to hear more. I love science fiction!

Anonymous said...

I have my LE cert, so you can suck it!

Anonymous said...

is that that best you can do ccsp?
When the Real Police talk bad about you pee yourselves because you know they're right! You couldn't handle working in the Big Bad City thats why you had your daddy get your lazyass that job.

First of all my daddy didn't get me my job, my mama did. Second, most CPD i've met have a hard time reading and writting. Guess the city has mandates on who (must be hired) also. And last but not least, if you feel you can beat your chest because you work in the "big bad city" good for you. Now allow me to enlighten you. ANY COP that pins on a badge IS A COP and stands the same chance of getting killed as any other cop. We are supposed to be a brotherhood so why would you think CPD is Gods gift to law enforcement. (Can I say God?)ah, f**k the soap box lecture, all I know is that if I saw someone in a police uniform that needed help I'd run, not walk, to their aid and would not ask which department they worked for first. I guess the Chicago Fire Department is the only real Fire Department for miles and miles too.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Having the word "Police" on your star doesn't add inches to your dick.

November 16, 2010 5:19 AM

True,but it does add a badge bunnies mouth.

Anonymous said...

wait for it...
Supt. Weis to head OP*

It would be better weiss in there than the head "Monday" fluff put in charge. With Op* you already have a strike against you if your dont have the right skin Pigmentation. But thats the way fluff boy wants it! That liberal coward.

Anonymous said...

What guy that fluff is! What a guy.. I agree it just took that post of his defender to show he is really trying to save our jobs. Perhaps he new all along, what he was doing with OP%. If you fire more than 10% of the dept you wont have to lay anyone off. And you guys thought the fluffman didnt care! Shame on you. On behalf of the blog we are truly sorry fluffy. We just dont have the intellectual fortitude to realize how wonderfull you are. Just keep firing people and we wont have to lay off anyone. If you destroy a few more families, oh well" thats the price of you looking out for us!

Anonymous said...

Oh I won't dilute myself

I think you meant delude, as in delusion.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he new all along, what he was doing with OP%. If you fire more than 10% of the dept you wont have to lay anyone off.
Just keep firing people and we wont have to lay off anyone. If you destroy a few more families, oh well" thats the price of you looking out for us!

__________________________________

Every time someone dares to defend dart on this blog the standard retort is how terrible opr is and how dart is ruining peoples lives because of his policies on discipline.

So please, enlighten me.

Tell me why opr is so bad.

Spin me a yarn about opr targeting employees that haven't done a thing, but yet somehow finds a way to fire them.

Tell me about how opr is ruining the lives of completely innocent people. And that every charge they put on an employee is completely false and trumped up.

Opr may be heavy handed at times, but maybe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure for this department.

In case you missed it, practically every month there is a story about a correctional officer smuggling something into the jail, or a deputy or po being investigated by the fed.

But thats ok, a few bad apples wont spoil that good name of this department, according some on this blog.

So once again, please give me a verified story about how opr managed to get an innocent person fired. Because right now you sound like an inmate, because they are all innocent too.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dart lovers. If you want to hear how great your boy is go on facebook and tickle his ego. If you want to hear the truth go on the county guy. The county guy is what everyone thinks but is afraid to say in public. Your boy is a loser and 99% of the dept despises him. Sorry if the truth hurts.

Anonymous said...

What he did to those guys who were only trying to help his campaign was unconscionable. If he is willing to that to people on his team, could you imagine what he would do to us.

He is probably going to create a gustapo internal affairs department to indiscriminately go after us. Oh, Nevermind He has already done that.
Thanks Fluffy!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Spin me a yarn about opr targeting employees that haven't done a thing, but yet somehow finds a way to fire them.

Opr may be heavy handed at times, but maybe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure for this department.

Is it possible that fluffy has made his grand appearance on the BLOG?? SPIN ME A YARN, OR AN ONCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE. Those lines did not come from a normal human being. Welcome to the blog fluffer..

Anonymous said...

Stone Park Police Departmant is taking applications for Full Time Officers. 10/18/10 through 12/02/10 M-F 9-5. $25.00 fee. Should be hiring 2/3 ASAP.
Contact Stone Park Village Hall for more information.

Anonymous said...

Those lines did not come from a normal human being. Welcome to the blog fluffer..

GOOD ONE, THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!

Anonymous said...

Opr may be heavy handed at times,

Try all the time. You have officers afraid to do their job because OPR may be heavy handed at times.

Anonymous said...

I thought a 10% cut would be painful. But the new Board Prez. now wants 21%. Start counting from the bottom up kiddies. Since courts have not hired anyone in 4 yrs., you better have at least 10 or 12 years on the job to breathe easy. I'll admit it, I was one of those idiots that let the bottom seniority folks talk too loud and too long at my facility about not having a county wide bid since I had 9 yrs on. That bid may have just shook things up enough to get the attention we needed. Shame on me!

Anonymous said...

RUMOR HAS IT QUITE A FEW DEPUTIES BETTER GET MAPQUEST OUT. THE DIRECTIONS TO GET YOU HEADED NORTH WILL SOON BE NEEDED. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY YOU WILL BE ABLE DO AFTER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AT OLD ORCHARD OR PUT A FEW BUCKS DOWN AT ARLINGTON PARK NEXT YEAR!

Anonymous said...

Spin me a yarn about opr targeting employees that haven't done a thing, but yet somehow finds a way to fire them

Il spin you a yarn asswipe. I happen to be one of those MANY people fired who will soon have their jobs back. But you really think im going to tell my story on here. And the same goes for the numerous others fired who will soon have their jobs back. Cause while legal proceedings continue we can not discuss our cases. The only fucking yarn spun is when fluffen shit bag has to give us our jobs back with back pay.

a little side note to fluffens butt pirate. A pound of cash is worth a pound of cure'

Anonymous said...

Opr may be heavy handed at times,

Just like hitlers gustapo may have been heavy handed at times.

Sieg Heil Fluff Boy.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, 21%. My figures show that would work out to be at least 79 Deputies from courts and at least 122 from CCSP. Thank goodness CCDOC doesn't have to worry. However, a deal may be under way to slide those approx. 200 layoff winners to the jail. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Anonymous said...

OK! we get it...layoffs are coming. Nobody on this blog including myself know the fate that Prickwankie and Fluffer have intended for us.

It sickens me to think that people actually get a hard-on to talk shit and have a good laugh about employees from courts and police getting the pink slip.

I don't care about rumors, I want facts. I have a house and property taxes that just went up and I'm sure most of you do too. It's not about being proud anymore, it's about survival!

Unless anyone can get on here and lay out the Doomsday plan in writing including the placement of coppers and court personnel in the jail or the unemployment line, then shut the fuck up!

I will take what job I can get to have a paycheck. Hopefully this is a smoke-and-mirrors political issue and not the real deal. We all know that even one layoff of a sheriff's employee is unacceptable!

Anyone finding humor in layoffs and reassignments should get their fucking head checked!

-signed,
Bottom of the list

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, 21%. My figures show that would work out to be at least 79 Deputies from courts and at least 122 from CCSP. Thank goodness CCDOC doesn't have to worry. However, a deal may be under way to slide those approx. 200 layoff winners to the jail. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

November 18, 2010 10:50 PM

Your figures Huh? There are less than 400 C.C.S.P.D. P.O.1's So even if that 21% was to be absorbed by personnel only that be about 80 so then would they get rid of 40 of the brass? How do you figure only 70 something Deputies?There are a lot more of them than Police. And let me tell you if one person is laid off in the whole department before they enforce the mandatory retirement which is a county ordinance I'll file the lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

as far as CCSPD lay offs go; If the CCSPD contracts with Sauk Village as well as possibly taking over 1 more south suburban and 1 or 2 north suburban towns they will have to hire MORE police.
Unless you know for sure and have proof in writing stop spreading shit about lay offs. I have over 25years with the county and don't have to worry about a lay off but many others possibly do, so why pour salt in a wound. Unless you know and have written proof, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Maybe comment on how our fellow officers can get help for themselves and their families if lay offs do come.

Anonymous said...

When a Sergeant with 3 or 4 years on the job gets laid-off will that Sergeant be able to go to the jail and will they still be a Sargeant or do they become a C.O.?

Anonymous said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Maybe comment on how our fellow officers can get help for themselves and their families if lay offs do come.

November 19, 2010 7:03 PM

I'm with you brother. I have a few years on the job and I don't think they will get to me. I do have friends all over the department. Maybe some of the posters can refrain from the you will be out of a job comments.

Anonymous said...

To all you old basterds with 30 years on who think its funny that the youngs guys might get laid off. Guess what.. In 20 years il still be on the payroll, getting laid everynight-while you will be in a retirement home shiting in your diaper!!

Anonymous said...

I hear the Td has become a little rattled over the blog latley. Keep up the good work men!

Anonymous said...

Some of our problems will be solved very soon. Everyone will agree we are short Lieutenant's.
Those spots will be filled by the soon to be demoted Chief's. Only a few of the Chief's were not Lt's before they became Chief's. The one's that came here and became a Chief right away will be asked to leave,unless they are lawyers. We already have a few Lt's working as Acting Chief's. They will have to demote a few Lt's back to Sergeant. I know you're retort will be that it's not a bad idea,now we can get overtime. That will not happen. They can demote you to Sergeant if they have too. They need the spots for the soon to be laid off lawyers from the States Attorney's office. We can never have enough lawyers. Feel free to respond and tell us how or why they can't do this. I have to go now,I'm working alone and I have 18 prisoner's.

Anonymous said...

Did the Maywood PD Chief get picked up for soliciting??

Anonymous said...

Want to save money? Shut the boot camp down and make it a d.o.c./ccsd/ police/fire etc. training academy. It has classrooms, kitchen, barracks and gyms. The Triton facilities are a joke. The Triton instructors mean well but the atmosphere is not orientated towards training and the boot camp is nothing but smoke and mirrors. The only reason the inmates agree to go to the boot camp is to get out of their prison sentence. They don't give a shit about bettering themselves. If given a choice to do 18 weeks of boot camp and then report for the remainder of one year instead of 1-10 years in prison, I would choose boot camp too. You can get rid of all the b.s teachers, counselors, cooks, engineers, director, nurses, and a host of other spots listed on their payroll that don't work there. Sorry for the drill instructors, but back to the jail to fill needed spots. Preckwinkle thinks it reduces recidivism. Of course it does for the initial year. After that what are the real numbers?

How about making possession of weed a county wide ordinance violation instead of just unincorporated areas. Every small weed violation would cost a $1000.00. Five hundred for the car and five hundred for the violation. What are police doing with small amounts now? Nothing because the courts don't give a shit. However, make it a county wide ordinance and take it out of the liberal judge's control. Heard Judge Murphy in Markham was giving $5.00 traffic fines last week. WTF?

While I'm at it....how about getting rid of the ridiculous way we get oil changes. What does it cost to maintain the facility and pay those inbred hillbillies? The quick lube oil changes worked great. County wide locations, cheap, didn't take cars off beats, don't have to travel 50 miles to facility, only takes 10 minutes and I'm sure there are a few more pros.

Give us a list of the gas stations that give us the cheapest prices. Right now, the list I have is usually 10-20 cents higher than other gas stations. Maybe that's the way it's done but we don't know that. We might pay a flat rate too but we don't know that either. All I do know is that the gas stations I have to use have higher prices for the 87 octane.

You can also keep your bullshit uniform allowance and go to quarter master system. Have you ever seen the ISP look like shit? I bet there would be room at the boot camp police training facility for a quarter master system.

Dodge chargers both v-6 and v-8s come with a 5 year 100,000 mile power train warranty! Ford has 3-36,000. How much would we save with that? Someone needs to do an analysis in vehicles support to see how much money is spent on repairs between 36K and 100k. Do they even keep records?

Radios...don't spend money on something that doesn't need to be fixed! What was wrong with the previous setup?

Why the fuck would you order a car and not have everything else ordered for it also(camera and MDT)? How the hell could you have a car in patrol without a camera and mdt system? That is some extreme piss poor management.

I hope all of those involved in ripping off the taxpayers during the 'Project Shield' fiasco get prison time. What a disgrace and shame on the County for letting it happen. 10's of millions wasted and stolen. I hope the feds get you fuckers!

Could someone generate a report on how much the police department gets for all of the traffic tickets we're writing? Do we get anything and who keeps track if we do? Has the department ever written more tickets with less officers? Every district is writing their asses off and we're broke. Where is the money going?

Anonymous said...

But Dart said that based on a legal opinion rendered by the Cook County state's attorney's office, he had to resume carrying out evictions.

HA HA HA DART, LOOKS LIKE ANITA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE AGAIN!!

Anonymous said...

It's great to see that the CCSPD is now the Crook County Housing Authority Police thanks to Fluffer.

The U.S. Attorneys Office or the U.S. Department of Justice (FBI)or the Crook County State's Attorney's Office should be checking housing purchase contracts and foreclosure notices looking for irregularities and fraud not the police department financial crimes unit as this is way out of their pay grade and expertise!.

Fluffer, show the tax payers of Crook County where a crime has been committed by a lending institution to justify your actions as not one financial person involved in a foreclosure to date has been charged with a crime!

Anonymous said...

November 20, 2010 9:56 AM

Want to save money? Shut the boot camp down and make it a d.o.c./ccsd/ police/fire etc. training academy... You can get rid of all the b.s teachers, counselors, cooks, engineers, director, nurses, and a host of other spots listed on their payroll that don't work there. Sorry for the drill instructors, but back to the jail to fill needed spots.

***So you are an advocate of firing those employees and transferring the others because you don't like Triton? Obviously you have been around here for a while and realize that if you haven't learned it on your own, you will not learn.***

How about making possession of weed a county wide ordinance violation instead of just unincorporated areas...

***Have you written just one in unincorporated Cook County yet? Let us know how that worked out, because it won't. You have to long form them according to the ASA's.***

While I'm at it....how about getting rid of the ridiculous way we get oil changes. What does it cost to maintain the facility and pay those inbred hillbillies? The quick lube oil changes worked great. County wide locations, cheap, didn't take cars off beats, don't have to travel 50 miles to facility, only takes 10 minutes and I'm sure there are a few more pros.

***What's rediculous about getting an oil change in the basement of the building you just had roll call at? Why do you assume southsiders are inbred hillbillies?
Better a county employee fixing and looking at your car then those weed smoking Felons at Jiffy Lube you wrote all those Cannabis tickets to buddy!***

Give us a list of the gas stations that give us the cheapest prices. Right now, the list I have is usually 10-20 cents higher than other gas stations. Maybe that's the way it's done but we don't know that. We might pay a flat rate too but we don't know that either. All I do know is that the gas stations I have to use have higher prices for the 87 octane.

***Those stations are enrolled in a plan that includes minority ownership. They aren't going to fuck with big money and votes.***

You can also keep your bullshit uniform allowance and go to quarter master system. Have you ever seen the ISP look like shit? I bet there would be room at the boot camp police training facility for a quarter master system.

***Yet if in place, you would bitch about the long drive, hours of operation and the appearance of inbred hillbillies handing you your 52' pants.***

-to be continued-

Anonymous said...

-continued-

Dodge chargers both v-6 and v-8s come with a 5 year 100,000 mile power train warranty! Ford has 3-36,000. How much would we save with that? Someone needs to do an analysis in vehicles support to see how much money is spent on repairs between 36K and 100k. Do they even keep records?

***Agreed with you on that choice.***

Radios...don't spend money on something that doesn't need to be fixed! What was wrong with the previous setup?

***Sgt WK can explain in great length about the radios. Motorola sucks and they know it. Motorola even set to split their company in two branches in 2011.***

Why the fuck would you order a car and not have everything else ordered for it also(camera and MDT)? How the hell could you have a car in patrol without a camera and mdt system? That is some extreme piss poor management.

***Well, old timer, maybe if the CCSP had kept their old practice of a separate vehicle budget, things would be done right.***

I hope all of those involved in ripping off the taxpayers during the 'Project Shield' fiasco get prison time. What a disgrace and shame on the County for letting it happen. 10's of millions wasted and stolen. I hope the feds get you fuckers!

***Yup, that issue is a mess. I vote for an investigation.***

Could someone generate a report on how much the police department gets for all of the traffic tickets we're writing? Do we get anything and who keeps track if we do? Has the department ever written more tickets with less officers? Every district is writing their asses off and we're broke. Where is the money going?

***Well, I don't know how many tickets YOU are writing, but I'm not writing any. Enjoy that new car there Officer friendly. Just remember to check the box that says county highway and you should see about 5% roll into the "General Fund" aka "the slush fund".***

November 20, 2010 9:56 AM

Anonymous said...

But Dart said that based on a legal opinion rendered by the Cook County state's attorney's office, he had to resume carrying out evictions.

HA HA HA DART, LOOKS LIKE ANITA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE AGAIN!!

November 20, 2010 11:10 AM

It actually said he had to resume hiring all of Anita's bustout lawyers

Anonymous said...

The boot camp is a political and community project to keep the thugs & gang members out of prison and out of the hood for 18 months.
What is wrong with building or purchasing and rehabing a building that is centrally located and up to date to fit all the needs of the department and the staff to support all functions of the department.
The car situation has been and always will be a joke because flunkies are in charge and can't order vehicles and all of the necessary equipment i.e.(COMPUTERS, RADAR SYSTEMS, WEAPON RACKS, PHONES, LIGHTS, SIRENS,CAGES, K9 CAGES ETC.) properly.
As far as the ticket and revenue and vehicle numbers and oil changes go Farinella and Holbrook have all the data and gave it to Fluffer at accountability meetings and so you have it.

Anonymous said...

I hear the Td has become a little rattled over the blog latley. Keep up the good work men!

Fluffer, you and your minions are doing a really shit job!. Read the blog information and heed some advice from some individuals that know what is really going on and ways to improve this department and I hate to say it your image too.

Anonymous said...

Dummy, you can't demote a merit Lt. to a merit Sgt. to fix $ issues and short staff issues. Dummy, do us all a favor and take a one way swim in the lake!.

Anonymous said...

To all you old basterds with 30 years on who think its funny that the youngs guys might get laid off. Guess what.. In 20 years il still be on the payroll, getting laid everynight-while you will be in a retirement home shiting in your diaper!!

Cool beans zippy, but a young hot wantabe nurse chic with big tits and a pretty mouth will be wiping that shitty ass and cleaning the old sweaty balls with warm aloe-vera baby wipes giving me a happy smile and a clean happy ending I'm looking for every day in retirement with it all being paid for by tax payers.
Who's laughing now mother fucker?!.

Anonymous said...

Want to save money?

That was intelligent and well thought out. The sad thing is if we had a Sheriff that actively solicited input from front line employees he would get 100s of great ideas like those.We see the waste every day and it makes us crazy. How much money do you think this dept. spends on paper every year. Every fucking time there is a memo from the morons at the square there are five copys sent to each District then the morons there make another ten copys. That's not counting the constant stream of GOs and training bullitens etc. ALL of which could be delivered by email.

Anonymous said...

Where do I begin?

1. Operation Shield. Dudley needs to go to prison. This was the biggest farce in the world. My Shield car never ever worked. he was an asshole on the phone and gave less than a damn about the county, wanted to stuff his pockets instead.

2. Payroll. It is 2010. We STILL send our payroll via fax and then mail a ink signed copy? WTF?

3. OPR. IAD needs to go back to the PD, Courts and the Jail. You can not have an IAD and not have them report to the CEO of the division. It isnt fair to Holbrook, Godinez or Connolly. Besides which all the open cases where people lost their police powers for months after a case is done; what the hell are they doing up there? Get rid of the trooper and FBI guy along with the 19th warders.

4. Mandatory Retirement. Another poster was right on when he said he'd file a law suit if he were to be laid off and the county didnt follow THEIR RULES with the mandatory age. Sorry Don and Larry. Actually the most senior person laid off would be the appropriate plaintiff in this case, as he is a provable as a victim by some old guy not being gone, and it is winnable.

5. CPD and for that matter ALL Double Dippers. Gotta go. Sorry Kinsella, Robertson, Jaglowski, DeBartolo, the old dudes on the merit board including the chairman Wodnicki. If you need to wear Depends, to come to work, you gotta go, sorry.

6. A buyout. A buyout could actually work if several things are done here. They need to add 1/2 a percent to our deduction. The county MUST paid what they owe (look at your tax bill, it tells you what you are paying towards the pension liability, it aint the board's money to spend any other way). No more bullshit investments, use real and credible investment advisors instead of the Toddler's cousins. Make a good case to prospective retirees to leave and they will go. Nobody will make a move unless it benefits them. Make it benefit them.

Look at the first and second pages of the seniority list. A buyout could make them all go away, letting younger guys with families and mortgages survive.

7. We pick up the forest preserves. Screw Palcu. After all, he threatened to sue us for comp time that he felt he was owed over 160 hours and got it because the lawyers (yeah those guys) didnt want a beef. But if we had over 160 we wouldnt get paid, right?

8. We get back the old State's Attorney Detail, dump all those Depends wearing double and triple dippers out there losing prisoners, etc. We also need the "Q" back, freeing up corrections to deal with inmates and not witnesses.

9. Get rid of the lawyers. Scott the drunken casino fighter. Jack the rich guy in financial crimes (what cant Hennelly run it without another lawyer out there)?? We get rid of CPD; then we need to get rid of the Bar as well. CCSPD ran fine for decades without all these lawyers fucking stuff up.

10. We get our lockup back. They need to move those deps elsewhere in the courts or back to the jail. This is spots for cops.

11. Sorry, but the custodians need to be privatized. They can't even clean the shitter back by the range and the smell will gag a maggot. Garbage sits in the hallways for days. The old white haired guy sits by the vending machines for hours on end. WTF?

12. Get rid of 2 deputy chiefs. Get rid of the DAC's. Keep the inspector (just have him retire already) and 2-3 of the commanders.

Anonymous said...

Continued.

13. You have a civilian running the radio room and some retired fireman running the ETSB? Cant that shit be combined into one? Honestly, what does the ETSB do anyway?

14. Put the correctional officers in CIU back on the tiers and move cops into there. Corrections are not policemen, why are they out on TV making traffic stops? Also why does DCSI have a fugitive unit? Move that shit to the CCSPD fugitive unit. Get more money from the Marshall to bring in heads. Obama will give us money since Preckwinkle is good friends with him and more than likely Emmanual will be elected mayor.

15. Cut overtime. No more paper jumping in gangs to get 3 hour court appearances. We are short? Deal with it. We ran Skokie with 2 Officers. Not well, but we did it. Sergeants need to get off their asses and answer calls and not pimp them out to suburbs (I wish Danny would just retire already!) A patrolman can be acting sergeant for a day instead of hiring back. They do this in the suburbs.

16. Cut back on the hookers for a bit. Let them regroup so we can go in and make a splash. Dump the deputies in child exploitation back into a court room.

17. Move most if not all of the dicks back to the districts. No reason for Maywood to have 15 guys typing away up there. Robertson is gone now, you can make a move if you want.

18. Absolutely get rid of the WBE/MBE purchasing rules. Lowest bidder gets it whether you are Black, White or Purple. The county regularly gets screwed on everything we buy. It was meant to be a good program to help honest minority dealers get into the market. Now it is nothing but a cash cow parasitic sham!

19. Pay bills on time. Companies that sell to the county need to factor in that they wont get paid for 6 months. Net 30 is net 30, period. If you pay on time you'd be suprised how many quality people would be willing to do business with us and save a ton of money.

20. Dump EMA. 1-2 deputies or cops can do what all of those double-dipping parasites do. Ramos is an embarrassment to us all. They gotta go.

21. Dump Stroger Hospital. That will solve all of our problems. Sell the hospital to a real professional hospital operator like advocate, etc. We are the only county out there with a charity hospital! lake? DuPage? Will? McHenry? Do they have a free hospital? No. The poor will still get healthcare thanks to obamacare. This place is nothing but a giant hole to throw tax money down. Dont want to sell it? then lease it to advocate and make a profit (what a concept, right?)

22. Cut back on FMLA. It is being abused. It is supposed to help people but it is being abused by some. Sorry, its gotta go too.

Just a few ideas. You listening to us at the square boys?